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Postmaster uses they/them and is rather detached bc of the insanity bit.
( hc that we’ve waited multiple loops before we started getting storyline costumers for angst purposes. No plot, just ansgt.)
The post officer had stoped counting weeks. It had been many, their memories of their first few weeks had begun blurring like the fog in their customer window.
The post officer had just sat down to begin stamping letters for the day after the last customer had dropped off a package when the bell rang again.
They hoped this customer was normal. Whatever passed for normal here. The last one had dropped off a wet package that wouldn't dry!
The feeling of it was awful. They didn't even need there letter opener to open it, the cardboard has practically crumpled on their hand.
Their hand still felt slimy! They'd have to make sure to take a nice long shower once their mandatory relaxation time started.
They put their stamp down and went to greet the customer.
There was a women at the door with short hair and a rough face. she seemed strong, with veins showing beneath her arms and neck.
"Here to drop of a package." She said as she slid a package through the box. They looked at it as it dropped down to the side of the window.
It was a big one, and would be a pain to pack into the truck with how many explosives they'd received today. ( why did the people here think sending volatile and dangerous substances through the mail was a good idea? It really, really wasn't.)
They turned to take the package to stamp it, expecting the women to leave. She didn't. costumers always left after dropping off their packages or item. This was the first time one had stayed. It was odd. ( it was exhilarating. It was Change.)
Letter Lost: Unraveling Secrets Under the Post Office
Letter Lost single-player turns a post office simulation office job into a strange mystery game on Linux and Windows. FlatNine Games keeps bringing strange, smart ideas to life. Which you can find on Steam with a launch discount.
Letter Lost sounds cozy for about five seconds, then the dungeon under the post office starts to matter. This new post office simulation launches on Steam with native Linux and Windows support, giving PC players a weird, dark mystery about mail, secrets, and escape.
A Normal Job, Except Not Really
You wake up under the post office on Kharnym Isle.
There is a bed and cracked stone walls. There are scratch marks you are very clearly meant to ignore.
That is the hook, and honestly, it rules.
Letter Lost comes from independent developer FlatNine. It is the studio’s debut title, which makes this launch feel even sharper. After about two and a half years in development, the team has finally pushed its strange little mailroom nightmare.
Letter Lost Has Native Support
For Tux players, this is the big part. Letter Lost is launching on Linux.
This is not a case where we have to cross our fingers and hope Proton behaves. The source confirms native support right at launch. Steam Deck support or Steam Deck verification has not been confirmed in the source, so Deck owners should check the Steam page before buying.
Still, a native version is always nice to see. It gives players a cleaner starting point. It also matters to people who want more games to treat Linux as a real PC platform.
No benchmarks or frame-rate targets to compare. System requirements are on the Steam page. So there is no reason to invent performance talk here.
What we can say is simple: Letter Lost is a new release with confirmed support.
Mail Sorting With Bad Vibes
The setup is simple in the best way.
You are the only employee at the Kharnym Isle Post Office. Your job is to stamp, sort, and deliver mail. Letters and packages need the right address. Then they go into the mail chute.
Stamp. Sort. Deliver. Repeat.
That sounds calm. Maybe even cozy.
Then the gameplay starts nudging you toward the wrong drawer. The locked space. The weird switch. The resident who knows too much. The letter you probably should not open.
And yes, you can open the mail.
The gameplay makes it clear that this is not allowed. It also knows curiosity is stronger than rules. That is where the mystery starts to bite.
Letter Lost | Official Trailer
The Island Has Secrets
Kharnym Isle is not just a backdrop. It is full of residents, stories, and strange little threads to pull.
You can keep your head down and do the job. You can also talk to people and read what was never meant for you. Due to dig into the island’s lore and secrets.
The game is built around choice. You can listen to Liv, your supervisor on the old rotary phone. Ignore her, act like a perfect employee, or become the most nosy postal worker alive.
Those choices shape the story.
FlatNine says Letter Lost includes multiple endings, more than a dozen story lines, collectables, and several secrets. That gives it the kind of replay value mystery fans love. It also means one run may not show you the whole picture.
A Long Shift at the Post Office
A single playthrough is due to last 10 to 15 hours. Completionists can expect more than 20 hours if they want every hidden secret.
That is a strong size for a story-rich indie release. It is not trying to be endless. It sounds more like a focused mystery box with a lot tucked inside.
The post office itself also sounds packed with things to poke at. Drawers, switches, puzzles, and odd details all seem to matter. That kind of design can be great on PC, where small interactions and environmental clues feel right at home.
The Radio Might Keep You Company
Letter Lost also has a strange audio side.
There are eight radio channels and several phonograph records to find. Some channels are silly. One has all-day yodeling. Another plays songs about sleep or rain.
There are also talk radio programs with voices from fans, streamers, and content creators.
That is a fun touch. It gives the office a sense of life, even when the job feels trapped and wrong. A glowing Steam Deck screen late at night, a quiet room, and a weird radio station in the background sounds like the right mood for this one. Just remember, Steam Deck support itself has not been confirmed.
A Small Team Gets Its Launch Day
FlatNine sounds ready for players to finally see what has been hiding behind the counter.
“After about 2.5 years in development, we’re beyond excited to finally be able to give our fans a glimpse into what’s really going on at their permanent place of work,” said Harrison Wade, Co-Founder of FlatNine.
He also teased new customers, maybe even a workmate, and the chance to choose how you spend “the rest of your eternal career” at a totally normal post office.
That line gets the tone across fast. The Letter Lost gameplay wants to be funny, strange, and unsettling all at once.
Letter Lost Is Worth Playing
Letter Lost post office simulation launches on Steam for Linux and Windows at $17.99 USD / £15.97 / 18,44€, with the 10% launch discount.
That makes it an easy one to flag for Linux game searches, especially for players who like odd simulators, mystery, and psychological horror. It has no confirmed Steam Deck status in the source, and no shared performance numbers yet. So check those details before you jump in on handheld.
Bc I’m obsessed and have around 20+ almost 3 hours of playtime ( this is also a plea for fanfic writers bc I have to many wips and cannot take on another nonexistent fandom )
So we play as a post worker who goes through the same ( but diff) week each week. Week after week
While slowly going insane
And we remember each week. As you get shredded and it eats your whole body or finger or as you die of age or drown.
The human body is a funny thing. Phantom aches and pains don’t go away when the body heals.
That’s physiological.
Also touch starvation. Imagine being completely alone aside from customers for weeks and weeks, getting no touch but your own.
( I may be projecting there but oh well, it’s true )
The angst potential for that alone is magnificent, the truama of reliving the same weak. Going insane, forgetting who you are while desperately trying to escape only to fail time and time again as you get closer only to get even more questions and so few answers.
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I’m now going to make a new save and attempt to figure out how to romance sedna and then get them two together bc yeah. And then I’ll go back to other save so yeahhhhh.
Okayyyy so I was playing letter lost ( brand new game that’s is sooooo worth my money )
And BRIELLE! I love her, adore her and her snarky ass attitude from her very few voice lines and uhhh, I’ve certainly got nothing straight to say about her design.
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For those of you with android devices, you can use the Android Debug Bridge (ADB) standalone app control program to get rid of all the bloatware, data mining, and AI crap - no coding needed!
There are also Android-based alternatives like GrapheneOS and LineageOS, which are pretty easy to install. These are unfortunately available for a more limited range of devices (Graphene is ironically Pixel only, while Lineage supports more), but it's very worth checking out whether one of them might work for your phone.
GrapheneOS is a security and privacy focused mobile OS with Android app compatibility.
LineageOS Android Distribution
Typing this from Graphene now, in fact. But, both of those take the Android Open Source Project, without all the bloatware--and largely de-Google the whole thing. They give you much more control over privacy and what the apps you choose to install can do and access on your phone.
I know Graphene sandboxes everything, including the optionally installed Google Play Services which a lot of apps unfortunately require to run. (Lineage uses an alternative to Play Services instead.) So, you can install what would normally be unacceptably intrusive apps and just lock them away from pulling any funny shit with your data, or phoning home. Including the couple of Google things I do still keep around.
I also prefer running much more transparent, privacy-respecting open source apps where possible. Besides the transparency, I'd rather avoid the shitty tech corps entirely where I can. There are pretty good alternatives available for a lot of the usual suspects.
AlternativeTo lets you find apps and software for Windows, Mac, Linux, iPhone, iPad, Android, Android Tablets, Web Apps, Online, Windows Tab
An alternative app store:
F-Droid is an installable catalogue of FOSS (Free and Open Source Software) applications for the Android platform. The client makes it easy
The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.
Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?
From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.
When Selena reconnected with her ostrasized cousin Jack Fenton, she had no idea what it would end up spiraling into.
Jack had always been the black sheep of the family. She remembered how her parents would gently encourage her to not talk too long with him whenever they were at a family gathering together. They’d stopped inviting the Fenton branch of the family before Selena finished middle school. It wasn’t until years later - when they were in their late twenties - that Jack had reached out to Selena to reconnect. She’d been reluctant at first - her parents’ gentle warnings still echoing in her head - but slowly, they reached an amicable kind of acquaintanceship that consisted of phone calls and Christmas cards.
She had still been shocked when Jack had invited her to come to meet his newborn daughter. She’d been even more shocked that she had said yes.
As she held little Jasmine Alicia Fenton in her arms in that squeaky, uncomfortable visitor’s chair in a tiny Illinois hospital, Selena felt her world tilt slightly to the left.
She was still Catwoman. She would never be able to give up the thrill of the chase - both for the treasure and the Bat.
She was still Selena Kyle - a socialite who used every connection she had to climb higher and weave her way into more and more networks, all to better understand her targets.
But she was also Auntie Lena. She made phone calls to talk not with her cousin, but with her niece - because even if technically they were second cousins, Selena decided they were aunt and niece. She sent a little girl elaborate birthday presents and surprised her with a week long girls trip in the summer every year.
And when she helped Jazz hold her baby brother Daniel James for the first time, Selena had finally accepted that she was absolutely gone for these kids. She couldn’t mock Bruce for his adoptive tendencies anymore. Not now that she understood what it meant to look at a child that wasn’t yours and loving them anyway.
Now there weren’t just gifts of kitty plushies and books of brain teasers, but ones of model rockets and photo albums filled with thick, glossy photos from the Hubble Space Telescope.
The girls trips became sibling getaways with their awesome Auntie Lena.
The first time Jazz called her asking how to make mac and cheese when she was six years old, something twisted in Selena’s stomach.
The first time Danny called her to ask how to deal with someone picking on him at school, that twisting became a heavy lead weight.
The first time Jazz asked if she and Danny could stay with Selena for the week since Jack and Maddie were leaving for a ghost hunter convention next week and still hadn’t found them a babysitter, that lead weight sharpened into a steel point.
She was determined to give these kids a good childhood. Even if it meant offering to let the kids come stay with her for the entirety of summer vacation. Even if it meant screaming herself hoarse on the phone with Jack after Jazz told her about him leaving samples of something from the lab in the kitchen fridge where either of the kids could have eaten it.
Still, she tried to let them keep their parents close. Even if she couldn’t understand it, Selena could tell that Jazz and Danny loved Jack and Maddie, and nothing Selena could say would change that.
When Selena opened her door to find her teenage niece and nephew on her doorstep at three in the morning in Gotham, hearing her niece cry about how Danny had some sort of accident in the lab and neither Jack nor Maddie had taken him to the hospital or even noticed, she made a decision.
She was determined to give these kids a good childhood.
Even if that means taking these kittens in herself.
It took a few weeks and a few favors from some friends of hers who kept a good law firm on retainer, but she managed to get it done. Jazz and Danny were moved to Gotham and set to begin at Gotham Academy next semester. Danny was set up to see a trusted family physician who knew how to keep his mouth shut. And if Selena decided to sic OSHA on her cousin and his wife in order to get their lab - and their portal - shut down, well, who was going to blame her?
The growing pains were there, or course.
The kids were used to seeing her only for short bursts of time as the fun aunt, not as the full-time parent who had to do the less glamorous parts of caretaking - such as setting curfews and grounding.
Selena had to get used to not being able to move as freely around her home at all hours of the night. Not without a solid alibi.
The sudden onset of powers was certainly a challenge. How did one keep a teenage boy from sneaking out when he had suddenly developed the ability to turn invisible and walk through walls?
The answer turned out to be simply - you didn’t.
Three months after Jasmine and Daniel Kyle came to Gotham, Catgirl and Stray arrived on the scene.
Tim has 'Uncle Eddie' in his back pocket for years. Everything that should go to his parents go to him, from parent-teacher conferences to private school broucher. He's just an email and a PO Box, and it should be so easy to make him 3D via an actor when Tim's parents die.
Except...there is a real Uncle Eddie in his parents' will.
Tim hadn't made the name up, just clung to the idea that out there he might have an uncle who would care for him from a conversation he overheard while young.
'Eddie' is actually Jack Edward Fenton, named for the same Jack as Jack Drake had been. He'd followed family naming patterns too, with a son called Daniel Jackson Fenton.
Eddie doesn't care about the Drake fortune, or DI, or even the manor. But he very much cares about Tim, offering hugs and attention in a way that makes him dizzy. Eddie, Jack, is just as big as Bruce and three times as affectionate. He might be just as smart, if a lot more scattered brained.
He's the perfect uncle that Tim has been dreaming of for years, and the offer to join the Fentons in Amity Park is very tempting, even if it means giving up Robin. He's given up so much for Bruce, can he afford to be selfish just a bit? Join a normal family, with cousins, in a small Midwest city? Have family dinners?
It might be boring. It might be wonderful.
He notices Danny on the edge of the family, smile wide and fake. Jazz's hovering, and management of her parents.
Their Bat-ness must have came from a common ancestor. And that adoption thing.
But anyways.
Imagine Vlad contacting Bruce with his fam out of the blue, asking BRUCIE, HI NICE TO TALK TO YOU AFTER LONG PERIODS OF ABSENCE BUT IVE A QUESTION THAT NEEDS TO BE ANSWERED FOR MY KWN SAKE- how do you get your children to be civil with you???
Bruce: ... I am not aware you adopted kids Vladdie?
Batfam, listening to the conversation: it's cute that Masters tot we're civil to Bruce at all times lol
Vlad: Currently I have my godson with me and he's acting a lot like a combination of your sons in gala disasters.
Bruce: which gala disasters you're talking about? Coz you know we have the Rogues attacking galas aaaaallll the time-
Vlad: you know what I mean, cousin. Richard in the chandeliers, little Damian stabbing the handsy ones, Timothy making people cry left and right between his blackmails and "conspiracy theories"-
Bruce: (tries to imagine all that Feral in one body and failing)
Batfam: (omg new cousin sounds lit)
Vlad: so yes Brucie, I need some advice, please and thank you.
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Jazz's parents have gotten worse, their passion has turned into an obsession. Her parents don't even know that they are hunting their son every day. Jazz makes a tough call and rings up her uncle-in-law whom she has not had contact with in years.
Commissioner Gordon was not expecting to get a phone call at three in the morning; especially not from an estranged niece that he had seen a handful of times. The last time he seen that side of the family was before his wife had died.
Now he's driving halfway across the country with a confused daughter to meet up with the said estranged family.
"But--why haven't we heard of them before?" Barbara asked. She kept her phone out and was surreptitiously sending updates to Dick. Dick was probably researching right now for her. Or having Tim do it for him.
"They had a falling out with the rest of the family some time ago," Jim said. Barbara noticed his hands tighten on the steering wheel and a slight creak at the pressure. Which meant her father was putting things mildly, the way he tended to do when he was trying to protect her from something.
"So why are heading out there now?" asked Barbara.
Impossibly, his grip tightened further. "The kids have asked for help," he said.
Jim Gordon puttered around his house, ready to finally go to sleep after a long night of dealing with the problems that came from living in Gotham and of dealing with the Batman specifically. Being the "World's Greatest Detective" did not make the man pleasant to work with despite their long working relationship.
Barbara was wheeling around in her chair, for some reason that Jim didn't need to know about she was still awake. He could guess, but he wasn't going to. Somethings he wanted plausible deniability.
He paused as he was about to tell her to head to bed and head that way himself as his phone rang. Not his work phone that the other detectives used, but his personal number. He glanced at the screen and was even more worried when he saw it was from an unknown number. With the work Barbara did, that he didn't ask any questions about, it was rare that anyone called him from a number he didn't know.
"Hello, this is Jim Gordon." He said as he answered. There was no response at first, only the sound of someone breathing on the other end. He clicked the button that started a recording of the phone call in case this was another threat that Batman would need to investigate. Barbara watched him from the corner of her eye.
"U-uncle Jim?" A young and scared sounding voice finally responded. Jim took a seat at the dining table as he tried to piece together who this could be.
"Jasmine?"
"Uh, actually I go by Jazz now."
Jasmine Fenton, Jazz now, the young niece on his dearly departed wife's side of the family from a branch that the rest of the family had thoroughly cut off some time ago.
"Well, Jazz, what can I do for you at... three in the morning?" It was only two where she lived, but still far too late for a young woman who was probably still in high school to be awake.
"Well, you remember my... sibling? Right?"
Jim noted her odd hesitation in that sentence.
"Yes, I do." The Fentons shared the family curse of only having girls apparently.
"Well he goes by Danny now." Or maybe not. So Jazz's brother is trans? Good to know, but not quite worth a 3 AM call across the country to someone she had spoken to maybe three times. "And he's not... he's not safe here anymore!"
Jim snapped his fingers to get Barbara's full attention. She glared at him for snapping at her like he would with his officers, but pulled up her laptop and with a few key presses had joined the call with her headphones in, though she remained silent and listening for now.
"Really? I never would have taken your parents for the type." Jim said, mostly to keep Jazz talking.
"Nobody thinks they're the type! And that's the problem!" Her voice cracked and jumped an octave in fury, and bordering on hysteria. "He's in danger here and nobody believes him and I can't keep them distracted forever! And please, I just need someone to believe me!"
"I believe you Jazz." Jim said quickly. This kind of distress couldn't be faked. She thought her brother was in a real danger for his life. He didn't want to lose the thin thread of trust she was extending him right now. "How can I help?"
Jazz gasped and muffled a sob that they could both still hear. Jim always hated it when kids had been forced to train themselves to cry silently. Barbara scribbled something on a pad of paper and flipped it so he could read it. 'Who?' Jim took the pencil from her and wrote out, 'Jasmine Fenton, Parents Jack and Madeline, Amity Park.' and slid it back to her. That should be all the information Babs needed to do the work he would continue to not ask questions about, even though it was currently helping him.
Once Jazz had collected herself, Jim asked again. "What can I do to help you two? Do you have a safe adult closer who you can talk to?"
"NO! Everyone here believes them, or wouldn't be safe either. I already had to drive four hours just to make this call, not it has to be someone out of state."
Barbara looked at him with her eyebrows raised. Jim grimaced, but kept his voice even.
"Alright, well you can't get much out of state than New Jersey. So what do you need me to do?"
"I keep a detailed list of all our estranged blood relatives just in case." Jazz started, earning an impressed look from Barbara. "So I know you're with the Gotham City Police. I'm hoping you have some resources to get my parents investigated and keep Danny safe."
That implied a level of desperation that he wasn't wholly comfortable with, but he would never turn away someone in need if he could help them. He was about to respond when Jazz suddenly gasped.
"Jim! Is there someone else on the call?" Her voice sounded even more panicked. Barbara pressed a few more keys on her computer before speaking up.
"Yeah, sorry about that Jazz, this is Barbara, I guess we're technically cousins!" Babs said, keeping her voice serious but friendly.
"Jim?" Jazz asked, her voice sounding distance, like she was already backing away from the phone, ready to run if needed. Jim's concern some how just kept rising for her.
"Yep, that's Babs, she's my daughter."
"I'm much better with computer than my dad, so he added me to the call so I can start to plan a route to you." Barbara said.
"Oh thank the Ancients. Do you mean it? You'll really come?"
"Of course! It's high time for a family reunion anyways. We'll be on the road first thing in the morning!"
"Oh thank you, thank you, thank you! Now I really have to go, I can't be caught out here. Bye!"
With a click the line went dead. Jim flexed his hand and wished for a cigarette, even though Barbara had banned him from smoking in the house. She typed away at her laptop, the furrow growing between her brows. Whatever she was finding wasn't pretty.
He sighed and set the phone down on the table before standing up.
"I'm going to pack some things, then hit the hay. I'll take the first driving shift if you take the second?" He asked, but also hoped. He could comfort a victim and he could investigate a case, but he could already tell that this one was going to be more than any one man could do, so he desperately hoped his daughter would be there to help, even without the extra help she would be providing that he wouldn't ask any questions about. If Batman just happened to show up in Amity Park he wasn't going to question his good fortune.
"Yep! I'll head to bed in a couple of minutes, I just want to finish a few more things." Babs said with a small tired smile.
He nodded and climbed the steps up to his bedroom. He idly wondered if Bruce would give him the contact information of "The Guy" if his siblings in law turned out to be unfit parents. Either way he was going to make certain that Jazz and Danny were safe, no matter what.
Jim had a bad feeling and it only got worse. Obviously getting a call at three in the morning from a distant and estranged relative, desperate for help, would set off his instincts, but the situation only got worse the more he found out.
He and Barbara had left Gotham early the morning after the call from Jazz. His car was modified so Barbara could drive even without her legs, so the two of them took turns so they could keep going. Whenever he was driving, Babs had her computer on her lap and was typing away with an increasingly severe frown marring her face. When she took her turn driving he would use his own resources, calling in favors from the few honest cops in GPD and from other people around the city.
Everything they found just made the feeling in his gut worse and worse.
Obviously Jim had made some bad assumptions during the call and Danny was not necessarily in danger because he was trans, but he was still in danger. Jim's contacts ran into red tape as a powerful government organization blocked any attempts at investigating through above board means. Barbara's searches only managed to get a little more of the picture before she too was shut down, but rumors of a government lock down, of attacks from some extra planar threat, of the whole city getting sucked into a different dimension. This was all over his pay grade, but someone there had asked for his help, and he was going to give it.
He pulled to a stop just a few miles away from where his GPS showed only a blacked out square. He didn't know what he was about to drive into, but he had been raised in Gotham and he knew to follow his gut. Barbara looked at him curiously as he pulled off to the side of the road and unbuckled his seat belt.
"Get in contact with your cousin. Tell her to pack a bag for herself and Danny. We're not going to be stayer than it takes."
Then he stepped out and dialed a number he had memorized, but only used when things were the most dire. As always it rang twice before the other line picked up, and as always there was no response.
"Batman, this is Jim Gordon. The Justice League is needed in Amity Park, Illinois. I don't know what exactly is happening, but it goes against every moral in my body. I'm going to be extracting a pair of at risk teens. If I don't call again in a couple of hours send in the cavalry."
There was a couple of seconds of silence before Batman responded in his usual growling voice, "Understood."
Jim hung up and got back in the car just as Barbara was putting her own phone back in her pocket. He buckled up, and gripped the steering wheel, like he could choke the life out of it before stepping on the gas.
The two of them approached the city limits, the GPS blaring at them to turn around before Barbara reached over and shut it off. Just outside they saw the unmistakable sign of a government blockade. But Jim had lived through No Man's Land in Gotham. He knew how to deal with a blockade. His old car was a rough monstrosity compared to most of the world, but it was designed to survive in Gotham and modified without his consent by his caped allies. They blasted through the blockade with his middle finger pressed to the his window as he passed the government goons all in white.
They honked and shouted and green energy weapons flashed behind them, but Jim was already hurtling down the road into Amity. He grimaced as the air seemed to take on a green haze so even the sun seemed dim. He reached over to the glove box and opened it.
"Put your mask on." He ordered Barbara even as he pulled his own out from the central console. He put his on without stopping, years of dealing with the Joker and Scarecrow coming in handy as he drove with his knee on the wheel while he secured the mask.
Barbara had her own mask on and a map in her hand as she gave him instructions on how to navigate the city. Jim couldn't help that Amity looked almost worse than Gotham had during No Man's Land. The streets were torn up and covered in craters. The buildings were boarded up, or half bulldozed like the city had seen a fight between Superman and a dozen aliens. The few civilians walked scared, with their heads down, and hurried from place to place. Concernedly they did not have any masks, but Jim wasn't going to trust Barbara's health just because others didn't see the risk.
His tires squealed as he turned the final corner. He could clearly see the monstrosity that his wife's brother and his wife had built on top of their house. He could only imagine what exactly they had gotten up to in that thing. He stopped his car in front of the house and was out, marching up to the door with the engine still running almost before Barbara had finished bracing from the sudden stop.
He pounded his fist against the door for a few minutes. He stepped back ready to kick the door down when it was opened from the inside. He could see the orange hair, and a wide panicked eye of his niece through the crack of the door.
"Jazz, let's go, its time to leave. Where's your brother? Where's your parents?" Jim was tempted to stay around and let his brother and sister in law have a few choice words, but right now he needed to get the kids to safety.
"Who- Wait, Uncle Jim?" She opened the door a little more, naked relief showing through the signs of terror on her face.
"Yes. I told you I would come for you, didn't I?" He said.
Jazz stepped back, her shoulders shaking, though no tears showed. She opened the door fully and turned away.
"Danny is leading our parents away. I'll call him while I grab our bags." She turned away and ran back into the house, putting in a strange ear piece as she climbed the stairs.
Jim looked around the living room, his concern growing for these kids with each glance. There were weapons, whole and in pieces on every bit of furniture. There were puddles and stains of some strange green fluid all over the floor, and some was actively dripping from a leak on the ceiling. The refrigerator shook and wobbled like there was something alive inside that was actively trying to escape. He wanted to stay to take pictures for evidence, but he would just have to trust that Batman had taken his warning seriously and would take over.
Jazz came clattering down the stairs a few minutes later, duffel bags over each shoulder, a bag in her hand, and a pack on her back. Jim reached for his gun as the backdoor slid open, but hid the motion when Danny stumbled in, clutching a bleeding wound on his side.
"Jazz, wha-" He looked in concern at Jim, especially with his gas mask, but neither of them were giving the boy a moment to process.
Jim took a handful of Jazz's bags while she grabbed her brother and pushed him out the door. Jazz shoved Danny into back seat, and the two of them arranged the bags around Barbara's wheelchair. Jazz looked like she was about to try have them leave her behind for whatever self-sacrificing reason she had come up, but Jim wasn't about to have that and pushed her in next to her brother. She looked at him betrayed for a moment as the child locks prevented either of them from opening the back doors. He didn't care. She could be angry at him later, once they were all out of this city.
By the time he was back in the drivers seat, Barbara had pulled the big first aid kit out from under her seat and was passing it back to Jazz to get Danny taken care of. He pulled away from the curb and raced to the end of the street. He squealed around the corner just as some kind of fucking tank pulled around the corner behind them.
"Are you going to be able to get us out of the city?" Jazz asked, her voice panicked as Danny turned around to watch the tank immediately give chase.
"Please, I'm an officer in Gotham City. This is just a Thursday for us." Jim said without taking his eyes off the road.
Jim Gordon might not have powers, or the training that the Bats have, but he had experience, and his car had been modified a thousand times. He knew it was the weird love language of the Gotham Vigilantes, trying to keep him safe in the hell that was being a good cop in GPD.
He needed every ounce of his decades of experience to navigate Amity and stay ahead of the tank that was taking shots at them whenever they could. He snarled as he caught a glimpse of the Fenton logo on the side. The elder Fentons didn't even care that they were taking out street signs and mailboxes. Jim was sure that if there were any citizens out on the road, they would have been run down by the reckless driving.
Barbara typed away on her computer, while Jazz tried to patch up her brother in the backseat of the moving car. Jim didn't know what his daughter was doing, but knew better than to ask questions. The tank behind them suddenly taking a hard right into a mostly demolished building as she cheered showed she was successful.
"I hacked their steering." Barbara said triumphantly.
"That probably won't hold them long." Danny said.
"It doesn't need to." Jim said, and he let his foot fall harder on the accelerator.
After out driving the Fentons, the government blockade was easy to bypass, and once they were on the open road, Jim really let the lead out and took off pushing 90. He was an officer of the law, the highway was empty and he had two scared and injured kids in the car, plus his daughter. He could be forgiven for breaking a few speeding laws.
A few miles outside of the city the crackle of static from his radio signaled that they were successfully outside the government quarantine. They had made it.
Jazz sobbed in relief, while Danny looked like he couldn't decide between worried and elated. Barbara smiled at him and grabbed his hand where it sat on the wheel, both of them removing their masks. He had his niece and nephew out of the city. The rest was in the Justice League's hands.
The Justice League had found itself in the middle of a headache inducing crisis. A crisis that never needed to get to this point, except a government organization had orchestrated a massive cover up. The worst part was that if the situation was handled perfectly, it could escalate into a planet spanning crisis. At least that was what Constantine had said.
The Hellblazer was for once taking the situation completely, deadly serious. He and Steel were working together constructing the forward operating base for League, ensuring it was as protected and warded as the two could come up with. The base had to be a couple of miles away from the city because of the contamination.
Batman growled to himself as he directed the JL forces. The contamination was caused by extra-dimensional radiation from a space in between the worlds, that Constantine called the Infinite Realms. The effects on the citizens from the contamination were... severe.
The most contaminated exhibited abilities akin to a low level meta, enhanced strength, senses, and healing. Empathic communication. The worse seemed to be the psychological effects, inducing paranoia, obsession, and aggression. It was a cocktail worse than Fear Gas and made interacting with those infected a lesson in patience or a hazard.
The entire situation wasn't helped by the fact that each member of the League seemed to have their powers effected differently. Any empathic or telepathic members couldn't approach without debilitating feedback from the city. Raven couldn't get closer than the forward base without being over run with emotions and Martian Manhunter had only been able to hear terrified and tortured screaming in his mind.
The Kryptonians had their powers sapped to human levels, though without the pain and sickness of kyrptonite. The Lanterns had control of their wrested away from them, almost as if the entire city was filled with a will even greater than their own. The Flashes weren't impacted, but did feel as if there every move was being watched, like if they made one wrong move it would cost them everything.
For some reason those who gained their power from a connection to the Greek Pantheon were not only completely unaffected, the city and its citizens treated them with respect bordering on reverence. Wonder Woman and Donna Troy were operating as the forward command trying to get a handle on the situation.
Fully human members of the League seemed to be able to able to function without too much difficulty, but even a few hours of contamination could start to cause changes in their behavior. Batman set a limit of four hours before heroes had to return to the forward base for magical decon. He knew how obsessive members of the League were even on good days, the last thing they needed was fighting amongst themselves.
None of this would have gotten to this level if it weren't for the Ghost Investigation Ward. An off branch of the US Department of Paranormal Research that had been deployed to the city during the earliest months of the crisis. Their focus had been research, capture and extermination, already a monstrous mission, but within a few weeks the members started to become contaminated as well, driving their obsession with destroying ghosts to genocidal heights. Instead of calling their men back the DPR created a massive coverup to keep the Justice League from discovering what had happened, which allowed the GIW to impose martial law.
Batman had Nightwing, Signal, and the Question investigating everyone who could have a part in the decision. Within the city Young Justice under Red Robin's leadership took point. Apparently a resistance against the GIW had formed among the most contaminated of the high school youth and YJ were uniquely qualified to ingratiate themselves to these teens who seemed to know the most about what had happened.
Bruce could admit at least in his mind that he was worried about what would happen if Tim became contaminated and had been strictly monitoring his time in the city and his mental state during decon. Bruce also had similar processes for himself and had Black Bat keeping and eye on his own mental state.
"You don't understand! All of this is Phantom's fault! That dirty spook killed our son!"
Batman sighed again as the shouting once again started up. The Drs Fenton, Jack and Madeline. All evidence pointed to them having caused all of the harm in this city. Red Robin had taken all of 15 minutes talking with the Amity High teens to deduce that Danny Fenton was the ghostly hero Danny Phantom. They had still had their own son's blood on their hands when Diana and Donna came to arrest them.
He kept his face stern even though he wanted to pinch his brow in some desperate attempt to push away the headache he could feel looming. This entire crisis was a nightmare.
AKA "DILF!Danny owns a coffee shop in Gotham. It quickly becomes the batkids' favorite hangout." DPxDC prompt idea!
Steph finds the coffee shop first. (Finds is a strong word. She accidentally misses her grapple mark and swings into the wrong alley, nearly smacking into a half-rotten wooden door. She winces at the resounding bang that echoes in the alley.) She's about to grapple away, very glad that she bribed Babs to keep any mishaps between the two of them, when the door is yanked open.
Standing in the door way is a four-foot gremlin in an oversized hoodie, pig-tails, and pink spiked Converse.
"Well?" The kid grumbles. Steph opens her mouth to apologize for waking the little girl when the kid beats her to it with a, "You gonna order anything?"
So, it turns out Phantom's Keep has been open for a total number of 28 minutes before Spoiler almost breaks down the door. The owner Danny Fenton and his daughter Ellie moved from Illinois a little over a week ago and converted a foreclosed shop into a "late night" coffee shop.
It's not entirely in working order, but the shop plays soft rock and it smells like coffee grounds. The vibe is very... calming. There's something about the mismatched furniture and warm lamps that feels homey. Danny offers a smile at Spoiler's costume, complimenting it in a way that feels very earnest and dad-like, and gives her a free pre-packaged muffin. Tells her to be safe on her way out. Steph leaves with a warm coffee, muffin, and a messily hand-drawn map that Ellie gave her with a stern instruction to "bring more customers." (Endearingly, Ellie drew Phantom's Keep as a castle.)
True to her word, Steph came back with Cass and Tim. Who then came back with Bernard and Duke. Duke brought Damian, who brought Dick and Jason. They both like Danny a lot - he's soft on Ellie but has a sharp sense of humor. Ellie and Damian also get along surprisingly well; Ellie, despite being younger, has a special interest in swords. She's very passionate about the macharia and xiphos. ("Her great aunt is Greek," Danny says with a tight smile. "She's gotten super into ancient Greece because of it.")
Ellie is probably the batkid's favorite part of Phantom's Keep. She's a spitfire, has very loud opinions about their costumes and vigilantism, and is clearly a meta. Both Danny and Ellie are, they're sure, but Ellie tends to... float. Often. Although Danny will typically give her the Dad Glare and remind her with a curt "feet on floors indoors" or sometimes just "floor, Ellie!"
And well... The batkids can see when a good person is just trying to make a living. Danny is a good dad to a good kid. Usually when the second-hand TV plays re-runs of Grey Ghost and Ellie's head starts drooping, he'll disappear for a few moments to put her to bed in their apartment upstairs. Danny mentions off-handedly to Red Hood that he's going back to college during the day and the coffee shop's open from 8pm-8am so it doesn't leave him with a lot of free time. If the batkids quietly and unanimously decide to keep Phantom's Keep as their own little shop... It's not like Batman has any reason to investigate a small business owner who may or may not be a meta, right? He won't find out.
Bruce not only finds out but technically he’s the person Danny bought the building from, it was foreclosed by the bank but Bruce was thinking of putting in a grocery store or something just as helpful there but since it’s in a “rough” neighborhood aka Hood’s neighborhood he couldn’t find anyone willing to deliver the goods to the building.
Then comes along Danny who has the means and the connections to get the things he needs for the coffee shop, dude just needs a location and he had bid on the building before Bruce but since he wasn’t in town yet he missed the deadline for a new bid, so Bruce reaches out and offers him the building at half the price Danny had bid originally, Danny is suspicious at first but after hearing from both his friends and some Gotham ghosts that Bruce is a harmless fruitloop who wants to make the city better over making profit, Danny accepts.
Bruce maaaay have also paid for Danny’s books for all 4 years, look he sees a man the age of his oldest with black hair and blue and his parental instincts are going crazy then he sees the guy’s daughter and it’s shifted into overdrive because heck that’s two black hair and blue eyed youths that seem to have no other family, it’s basically a buy one get one deal!
Plus the Batman meta hate thing is a farce to protect metas from being captured and forced to work for villains, with the added danger of several rouge attacks having mind altering effects that a normal person would have to live with the guilt if they lost control of their powers and hurt someone even if it was caused by fear gas. Bruce looked into Danny, he knows that Danny isn’t a meta or an alien, it doesn’t take the world’s greatest detective to realize that Danny is Phantom with a color swap. Tho whoever was hiding his original files could give Babs a run for her money, it was tricky linking Danny Nightingale(yes I know op said Fenton but this is more funn) to Daniel Fenton. Hometown a deserted government test site, parents government hired scientists, sister missing, and godfather in green-lantern prison for some weird demential crimes that Bruce isn’t too familiar with. But before all that was a lab accident and the emergence of a teen hero, Danny. Sure Bruce doesn’t get the whole ghost spirit shit but magic is real and he’s fought both demons and gods, a half dead youth using magic to save people is fair from surprising.
Steph might have been the first of the vigilantes to have found Danny's coffee shop but Bruce has been a frequent visitor from the start, only in the daytime. He helps Danny with Ellie, babysitting so Danny can run errands or do homework or whatever else he needs. He gives him a guide on universities nearby with good programs and different scholarships, plus the application process. He gives him a list of resources he can use for different things, from food suppliers to contractors to protect the store against rogue attacks.
Bruce does not offer money. Not after Danny's first reaction of getting the building at half his bid. He's trying to be respectful. He's had a lot of experience with young adults trying to make a way for themselves. He wants to be there for Danny and the young man needs moral/emotional support more than he does financial. So what if Bruce isn't great at emotions? He's trying, ok? No, he didn't emotionally adopt Danny the moment he sold the building to him, what makes you think that? (He totally did. In his defense, grandkids). And sure, maybe he has avoided introducing Danny to his other kids but that's not on purpose. He just doesn't want to overwhelm Danny with all his family. He knows they can be a lot when they're all together. He just doesn't want to scare him, honest. It's definitely not about hiding Danny and wanting to postpone the ungodly amount of teasing he knows is coming as soon as they see the black hair and blue eyes. He does not have a problem. Really. He doesn't. (He's also not aware the batkids have already adopted Danny and Ellie to their family)
Danny definitely knows Bruce is Batman. It's not that he researched him or automatically suspected the fruit loop of being shady, although he kind of did. It's just that Bruce has... A vibe™. It's not loud or noticeable at a first glance but Danny could feel it after just a few minutes in the same room as the guy. It made sense. Bruce's everything just seems to scream 'protect' and Danny knows what that means in cities like Gotham. He was once in the same situation after all. He's sure he would have given the same aura when he was active as Phantom, it's just a thing that happens when you are trying to save everyone. Bruce has all the signs. The disguised hyper awareness, the quick reflexes, the civilian persona that's purposely oblivious, the alertness in his eyes that never goes away even when he's relaxed. All that, Danny could have dismissed as a quirk, that is if everything in Bruce didn't scream protectiveness. His body language, his actions, his words, his aura, even his adoption tendencies. So Danny lets him get close to him. Even if he's a fruit loop. And maybe he's a bit more welcoming with the stream of vigilantes that visit his shop constantly. He might not be Phantom anymore but he can still help by providing them a safe place to unwind. Of course, he underestimated his own status of adoption magnet for emotionally unstable people but that's a story for another day.
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