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what good puppers!

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

You can dance, you can jive, but you can’t go outside

OOOOOOOHHH see that girl, watch that scene, but through your window screen

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child

My reblog speed tho -

So quick

I think I’ve became the flash with how fast I rebloged this

Put this in the MOMA

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

wow

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

I still can’t figure out why Terry Crews bothered with a career in football before acting.

The world wasn’t ready for him yet, that’s why

salem was very trully representative of the gays. Like i watched my fair share of lgbt movie but this cat held more of my identity and culture than any gay character on tv

bitch you know he wore that shirt BECAUSE he was getting on a plane

im the dj screaming w laughter

I think about this at least once a day.

working in customer service be like

I’M SO GLAD SOMEONE DID THIS POST 

This is so beautiful, it brought tears to me eyes! I heard about this advertisement while I was at NWC, but I forgot to look it up. So lovely!

Oh man, dud, what?! Lmao, I though it was gonna be anothing country than America, but all that is in Oregon?! SIGH ME UP!