Princess 👑

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

thank you

We do this more than we think. Sometimes we reject those who have helped us the most. Other times, we help those who allow their egos to hide their humilities.

someONE FUCKING MAKE THAT TEDDY BEAR HAPPY BEFORE I CHOKE BECAUSE I HAVE TEARS BRIMMING MY EYES HELP ME

My tears

I’ve reblogged this already but I love it.

The first time I blogged this he was broken and alone. Now he has love :’)

So relatable 😩😩

Me in this teddy bear have something in common I’m waiting

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Lmfao

this is what a male feminist should look like

the other side says “treats and pets, not trump and pence”

GOOD SHIT

Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over

For the love of god reblog this to be a decent member of society

Reblog if you do or have actually cried because of your weight or the way you look.

I do

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

Guys reblog this, you deserve good things after all the shit you’ve gone through.

I’m completely incapable of watching any sporting event as a neutral observer. I can know nothing about the teams and I end up rooting for one over the other within like 5 minutes, even if it’s over something as dumb as I like blue jerseys better than red ones.

the moral of hamlet is don’t ever try to go home and resolve conflicts with yr family just stay at college and do gay shit w ur friends

As an English teacher I am qualified to tell you this analysis is insightful and may be supported fully with textual evidence.

Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

nicole: aries, leo, sagittarius, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius, gemini paris: virgo, pisces, cancer, libra, taurus