whats in honeybells pockets?

source!

i do sometimes get really confused when i remember that stretch marks aren't like widely recognized as extremely attractive. the fact that during periods of growth, skin will form cracks (frequently in the shape of lightning bolts. objectively awesome). their color will vary wildly both with the color of skin, the location, and the lighting and temperature. the texture will persist, an indentation in the skin that can be easily felt. that's like such chuuni shit. im chuuni about this. sorry how could you not be chuuni about this. and textural complexity that reflects on a complex history of a subject is like famously the most awesome thing to feel when feeling anything. we talk up trees for this all the time. one of the most fun things to feel while groping. but noooo you have to be ashamed and feel bad about it. fucked up world.

dude bensons gonna lick us CLEAN when he finds out were covered in honey

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

four noobs huddled around a campfire telling each other scary stories about the mad troller

just ran into the blair witch in the park—she was honestly so sweet. we chatted and laughed for hours. i don't think i'll be scared of a terrifying cackle ever again