Wasp Love You and you Live

the woke mob is after you? dude that's a new one. I've never heard of that. which version of mine craft are u playign

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

i think the only people who should be allowed access to AI image/video generation tools are gay men with incredibly niche fetish tumblr blogs. what politicians can i vote for to get this enacted.

some people are taking "doomed" to mean "dead". this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!

“you get frightened far too easily” i’m actually part horse on my mother’s side

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad