Sweet taters

acnh wharf roaches always look like they’re discussing

acnh wharf roaches are unionizing

Wow.. she has such a way with worms…

Why did she use shadow clone jitsu like it was nothing

*doesnt check my academic email* everythings OK

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

I submitted my application and resume

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

reblog for good luck

i reblogged this back in november and now i’m an employee at apple 😭

Hector

Hector

fuck it. baby snoopy

THST DREAM IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SONETHING BRO

everything popular in the 2010′s was bad. g*me of thr*nes? bad. star war? bad. the mcu and iron musk? bad. drake….ed sheeran….joffrey star? all bad. also superwholock was a thing once so like need i explain more???? in the 2020′s it is time that we stop hyping up terrible things and letting them blow up to the point where we have like…grown adults running stan accounts for like…benedict cumberbkdfjs and shipping those two one direction dudes together. let’s all develop some taste in the new decade ladies  ✌️

gayest sport on earth

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

Get that SHIT off my screen!!!!!!

Seeing a rage comic on 25th December 2019 is the worst thing tumblr has ever done to me