One Thousand Corn Dogs

you summed up the struggle of all creators ever so nicely

we kill the bat man

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

the thing about "people have talked about it you're just 21" is that it's not really "young people are stupid" it's more "if you come into an academic discussion you should know what people have said on the matter lest you talk out your ass"

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

Chalk is squids road.

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on your for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

How are my sweetie pees