Queer Nerd Posts Things

there's literally nothing sexier than directness and confidence which is awful news for those of us scared our desire is poison unless directly invited

the concept of someone you’re into masturbating to the thought of you really is just one of the absolute hottest things ever

Here's a couple lesbian tips: use this move very rarely, using it too frequently diminishes the element of surprise, avoid doing it more than once per session. Next, use this move after you have already begun fooling around, having gone in for a deep kiss many times already, the hotter and heavier you both are, the better, she will be more turned on and surprised this way.

Robot girl who refers to her bra as "tech support"

it's like, definitely still mansplaining if the man is dominating the conversation unintentionally and he would totally stop if you asked him to, actually. like, the term exists to describe a phenomenon that arises from the implicit bias that women are expected to simply be less knowledgeable about things. it doesn't matter if he's doing it on purpose or not. he does it cause he expects women to not know things or to not have any input. maybe don't fucking expect women to stand up for themselves every single time they have to have a conversation with a man because that shit happens like daily for a lot of women

genuinely, sincerely, if you are a man you need to learn to shut up when you're talking to women

jerking off in your bed at home when youre alone is one of those things that becomes infinitely cooler after the judicious application of estrogen

"you think that just because youre a girl that makes this any less embarrassing" yeah I do actually that was the gist of the post

jerking off in your bed at home when youre alone is one of those things that becomes infinitely cooler after the judicious application of estrogen

"you think that just because youre a girl that makes this any less embarrassing" yeah I do actually that was the gist of the post

full shakespearean tragedy but it's entirely focused on how a girl needs to go to bed because she has work in five hours

three hours

A woman's place is in the kitchen and according to my mom I've been cooking since I was "3 or 4"

I've been cooking since the late 1900s that's a bit longer than most people reading this has been alive

fascinated by the thought of a 4 year old making a crème brûlée from scratch as a mellanmål

30 year old me don't even make cream brulee that often