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op change your url this is fucking fantastic

there is no higher form of literature than olde-ass europeans trying to explain the skunk

It’s just interesting how Bob the Builder, despite having the title “the builder,” Bob just repairs stuff

she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily. her jeans were tighter than my asshole

Which ed sheeran song is this

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

I refuse to believe this isnt about skyrim

Did she give herself a permanent contour

Oh my lord

I saw that video and I read through the comments. She purposely gave herself a chemical burn.

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

If a woman marries a man and divorces him after having their kids, THEN marries and has kids with his brother, all those kids will be half-siblings, step-siblings and cousins to one another.

There is ZERO physical evidence that today is Tuesday. We’re all kinda relying on the fact that somebody has kept an accurate count since the first one ever.

free market baby

Law & Ethics

but what a way to go

You could only eat it once

Forbidden snack

It’s July 20th, 2017 and yet, I haven’t gotten my ham

It’s been 5 years. This is horrible customer service