Little Goblin's cave

Ok so what I’m hearing is that Phil losing his absolute fucking mind when Dan hard launched Sister Daniel in the baking video was exactly what it looked like, lol

"we fell into it hard and fast in 2009" is going to go down in history for me sorry

Man, that little scrolly wheel to pick your year of birth getting kinda far

"the amber liquid tasted sweet" bestie i can assure you it did not

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

THIS.

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

I’m in love with this post

Ppl who think the only form of queer representation is two ppl kissing are boring and will not survive winter

Healthy relationships are clearly better in real-life but fucked-up ones are way more dramatically interesting in fiction. In much the same way–indeed, in exactly the same way–that feudal monarchy is a hell of a lot of fun in fantasy and historical fiction novels, but complete shit to actually live under.

Feudal monarchy is so hilarious because it’s just like: “What if we based our entire sociopolitical structure on fucked-up family dynamics?”

people asking “why is there hair there?” about other people’s bodies is insane to me like. it GROWS there you fucking idiot. why else. move on

“but stomach hair isn’t common” in what fucking universe. in what world.

i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock