Little King Trashmouth

Booty shorts

fun new blog title: "welcome to my twisted pussy"

ducks be like

this is no longer a fun new blog title

boy boobs

@boyboobs

Huge post for if you like boys’ boobs. Try it out. This one

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

Lol Crayola cashing in early on the Internet. Explains the color schemes of many a myspace page.

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

i am suffering academically

Smoking weed together is romance.

cats will have toe beans and paws but sometimes you’ll look at a cat and just go “wow that baby man just straight up has toes”

In my next life I would like to be a lesbian couple's house cat

why wait tho

Excuse me