I have two cats

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

Sometimes, fucked-up little stories work as social critique and, sometimes, fucked-up little stories are just fucked-up little stories and that's okay.

have you guys heard about this new video game? it’s called microsoft outlook and it fucking sucks 👍

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

it's because he didn't use washi tape

saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby

whoever came up with strapping a dagger to your upper thigh knew exactly what they were doing. they weren’t thinking about self defence.

They did in fact change it to the Hippopottoman