this simple tailor is beyond v'ger's comprehension

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe

We all need diverse ecosystems

"Maybe I'm an outcast spy" remains one of Garak's top lines. He's telling the truth! But he's only doing it because he knows it will be read as a lie!

doctors be like "we have no idea what causes this extremely mysterious illness" and the illness is something that affects 1 in 8 women

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

i don’t have anything normal to say

I'm pretty sure that any two sufficiently good-looking gen Z kids could make it on TikTok by making videos that are 100% word-for-word re-enactments of Monty Python skits, and the whole audience who has never heard of the flying circus in their lives would lose it over such fresh and original material.

don't give them any ideas

somebody's gotta

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys