I went to sleep a poet and I woke up a fraud

do not ask me if im the loyal type i will attach myself to u like an evil entity

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

let’s be mutuals again in our next life

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

I wish you all inner peace and clarity

I think I need better friends

Idk how to make friends. Everyone’s always just like … swept me up and been like okay we’re friends now. But I don’t go anywhere or do anything to make friends fuck

And here’s the other thing. If I stop being friends with my friends I will have 0 (zero) friends. I feel like I’m stuck in an abusive relationship again lmao

Idk maybe I’ll make friends at school this fall. Who knows. Who fucking knows