I went to sleep a poet and I woke up a fraud

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

a tumblr mutual is a type of soulmate

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

As time goes on the idea of a "transtrender" gets funnier and funnier. At what point in time has there ever been a trend or clout to gain from being trans?

Gen z is getting into this new trend which involves losing all your friends and family and being effectively legal to rape and murder.

Literally cannot believe I was ever scared of getting older like this is awesome. Learning so many new things about myself & reacting to things that used to get under my skin so differently. This is so sexy.