I went to sleep a poet and I woke up a fraud

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

accidentally got stuck in a compulsive thought loop instead of living any sort of life

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

guy who is burnt out beyond recognition and can barely get through the workday just to collapse into bed when he gets home voice: I have got to make art again. it will heal me

i think you should have to come out as cis or straight. stop assuming it's the default and everything else is a deviation.

you can reblog this btw. make cis people feel uncomfortable about assuming they are "normal" and we are "other". make straight people feel uncomfortable assuming they are "regular" and we are "deviant".

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once