cargo and despair

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

Muffin top. Love handles. Happy trail. Notice how these things are named really cutely and awesomely

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness