You're Never Coming Back Down

i'm never drinking orange juice again fuck florida

dishonored 2 is honestly coming out at the best possible time for a game centered around killing corrupt politicians and overthrowing an entire government 

This is important. Life goes on. We can still take care of ourselves and each other.

Freak out, feel your feels, and sleep tonight. Evil only thrives when good people do nothing. Wake up tomorrow ready to fight tooth and nail.

everyone on tumblr: *collectively forgets every stage of government but president*

Republicans literally won the senate and the house what the fuck are you talking about

I needed this more than I care to admit

im all smiles right now lol. today is hilarious man.

goodnight everyone. this day was pretty nice. sweet dreams to all of you

you not a Real White Ally™ unless you record yourself throwing hands with your racist white family members at this year Thanksgiving dinner

I bet a Cubs fan made a very poorly-worded wish on a monkey’s paw.

the best response i’ve seen all night

you’ll never catch me standing for the national anthem or pledge of allegiance ever again