homeless ghosts

Shen Qingqiu who gets drugged with a truth serum but instead of accidently telling everyone the truth about who he is he just goes on an hour long explanation on how he wants to watch Luo Binghe fuck Liu Qingge.

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

In a single sentence, no less.

still thinking abt song qingshi being like “as part of my treatment plan i should have sex with someone as practice before offering such an option to wuhuan bc he’s been through so much and i would want it to be a healing and pleasant experience” meanwhile an long is holding up a “i’ve been pining for u for 10000000 years and i am begging u to have sex with me and i will be so Normal and Cool about it” sign … it’s for the best that it didn’t happen bc if song qingshi ever told yue wuhuan that he had sex to practice for him (with an long of all people) wuhuan would kill an long and then find a way to kill himself