danmei thoughts

The funniest joke in MDZS is Wei Wuxian telling Jiang Yanli that getting married and falling in love is like wearing a chain, and thirteen years later he's daydreaming about having a farm with Lan Wangji and making Lan Wangji the house wife he'd come home to after a hard day of work as well as telling his previous guardians he made his bows to them to finish off his wedding to Lan Wangji later.

Binghe pretending to be the helpless damsel right up until it seems like Shizun is actually having troubles with the latest foe, then he blasts through his restraints and beats the threat back down to a manageable level before re-tying himself to the railway tracks and resuming his desperate pleas for Shizun to save him.