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daniel craig plays with masculinity in a way i only see queer people do. this isnt me calling him queer, this is me congratulating him for his efforts. his queerness or lack thereof of is none of my business. if he isnt queer he should be proud of himself for putting in the work of exploring masculinity in a way that makes most cishet men scared.

Im tired of not speaking my truth to stay uncouth. We simply must torture The Character in perverse and cruel ways for my enjoyment and pleasure. Guards begin

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

if i was famous i would add myself to the notable bisexual wikipedia page and then post something on my instagram story about how my fans are so parasocial

I have GOT to stop spending $30

What's wrong? You didn't reblog my last 38 posts I made in a 2 minute interval. Are you mad at me?

creature fact: you have just been bited

i am so bad at tear-away daily calendars

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls