Fuck the Ketchup Kids

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

this video is CUTE, the animal is clearly in distress but it is a vile creature unloved by any god and we are correct to derive pleasure and satisfaction from its misery

im getting powers.

Describe

[I use my powers to remove ALL SCRIBES] sure 

. that is a serial killer

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

Goes to show how little I know

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

Net zero info ass post

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

Stop