Never Laugh at Live Dragons

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

let him say fuck

I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited. 

It takes a village to raise a child.

video of the year 

keep the rave alive da

Always reblog

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

All I see is “AAAAAAAAAAAAA”

This reads exactly like the dreams I have when I’m drunk and somewhat aware of a demonic presence

basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant

As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”

Chris Hemsworth, gunning his way towards the top of the Chrises