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strangers to colleagues to friends to soulmates <3
Yuna is on set with Shane and Ilya when the photographer’s assistant tells her they’re ready to begin. She turns to tell Shane and Ilya, but they’re not there. She goes to the dressing room, and the two are not there either. She runs around the set, trying to find them, but they’re no where to be found. She tries calling them but gets no answer. She decides to go outside because they’re definitely not in the building. She walks outside to the back of the building, and the sight makes her heart leap. Ilya has his back against the building,mand Shane is standing in front of him. Ilya’s arms are wrapped around Shane while Shane gestures to the ‘No Smoking’ sign above Ilya’s head. They’re both laughing. Ilya leans in to press his face in Shane’s neck as the two giggle. Yuna snaps a quick photo of them before going back to momager mode and telling them they have work to do. After the shoot, she sends the picture to them. Ilya posts the photo with the caption ‘This isn’t the first time Shane has cornered me in No Smoking areas’ and Shane comments ‘You liked it both times’ and the internet is abuzz with new Hollanov lore.

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Imagining Shane in primary school so excited for his birthday because he can't wait to share his passion for hockey with his friends. His parents try to gently convince him to have his birthday at home or at a swimming pool or pizza playplace or something but he's adamant that it be at a skating rink. Turns out he's the only kid in his class who knows how to skate so the kids who do show up only come for cake and refuse to get on the ice at all. Which is devastating for Shane, obviously. After that, he doesn't even try. No point going through that disappointment again.
Thousands of miles away Ilya's father tells him he's too old to celebrate his birthday now that he's in school, and should focus on his studies and training instead of partying. His mother tries to make up for it by taking him on a special day out, and gets yelled at by his father for being too soft on their son. Ilya refuses to celebrate after that. He doesn't want to get Irina in trouble again.
Once they're married, Ilya and Shane have combined birthday parties at the Ottawa rink. They're attended by all their friends. Everyone gets on the ice and they have the best time. Even if they're horribly hungover the next morning, it's the best. They're so so happy to celebrate growing older together every single year.
it should give us a chance to get to know each other
thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public
I do think that Shane is waaaay too much of a realist to believe in soulmates HOWEVER he 100% secretly believes that he and Ilya will die of old age at the exact same time while holding hands and that their souls will be forever intertwined beyond life and death. So mark that down.
I believe deep in my bones that Ilya and Shane both indulge in private romantic fantasies but they're polar opposites. Ilya is daydreaming about kissing under the stars and holding hands and wearing each other's hoodies while traveling the world together. Meanwhile Shane has constructed an elaborate cohesive ongoing narrative where he single-handedly saves Ilya from certain death. In his daydreams that man is running into burning buildings, escaping tsunamis, taking down shooters, and fighting stalkers. He's walking through hurricanes, wrestling wild animals, and engaging in deadly highspeed car chases. Just the most insane intense shit you can imagine. And Ilya is lying there next to him like Yay I love cuddling my boring husband :) while Shane vividly fantasizes about Ilya calling him a smart good brave boy for saving him from psychological thriller villains. Do u see the vision. Because Shane does.

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Ilya: If i died, I would want you to remarry
Shane: ...
Ilya: I want you to be happy, so don't close yourself off to new opportunities if I'm no longer there
Shane: ...
Ilya: Just remember the good times we had and maybe make some more good times, yeah?
Shane: ...
Ilya: Shane?
Shane: If you die, I will never touch a man so long as I live which won't be long at all
Ilya, bursting into tears: Oh thank god
in a reasonable canon, shane would simply have THEE most dependent and intimate relationship with the montreal team nutritionist. like, he has her on speed dial. they text multiple times per day. she spends 60% of her work hours adjusting meal plans for his texture issues and aversions. nobody else really sees how intense their connection is.
when he was crashing out about trading to ottawa, he said, "You know, it's just gonna be really hard to leave melissa," and hayden was sitting right there like. "melissa?? it's gonna be hard to leave MELISSA??"
but i think we can probably convince melissa to move to ottawa with him, don't worry.
married shane does NOT play about ilya when it comes to the press. he's letting out a decade of pent up 'wheres the fucking translator? what do you fucking MEAN you don't have one?', instant 'rephrase that' to the offending journalist when ilya hesitates over a question, gets into full blown forget-the-media-training arguments when it's implied that ilya is somehow stupid for not speaking perfect english, n switches seamlessly between russian, french, and english to make interviews as easy as possible for ilya. meanwhile ilya is giving him the biggest wettest lover boy eyes n WILL be raw dogging him crazy style the moment its over.
i like to think that after ilya and shane got more comfortable together, and the public started realising they weren’t actually that big of “rivals” as they seemed, ilya and shane would always pair up together when they played against each other and there was a fight on the ice.
as soon as a fight would break out, they’d immediately find each other within the crowd and pair up and just hold each other because it was some of the only PDA they could give each other in front of massive crowds which wouldn’t get questioned because it’s part of the game: if a fight breaks out, get into a pair to prevent it from being a brawl.
it was a perfect excuse to check in on each other quietly, and in a way, it made them feel like they could do something they thought was impossible. it made them feel like they were out and didn’t have to hide anymore.

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