Contained Chaos

i wish my skin was flawless so i could just put on some lipgloss and Go

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps 😑

Are you walking?

Oh shit

Is behind on 10+ TV shows: I have nothing to watch!

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

DAY 15!!! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!!!

Number 15 burger king foot lettuce

this is it. this is the worst post.

this is why worshipping the so-called “traditional family” is a load of fucking bullshit

“you just want all the female characters you like to be lesbians” yes?

why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum

give me the 1080p titty

60fps of titty

4k 144FPS mega-titty

6.8 GHz dual core titty

kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking

I wanna get paid for wasting my time on tumblr

*I would be a billionaire*

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible

Me

no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice