Stuff. Nothin Else To It.

I’m glad this is hitting my dash once again! A classic

This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human

That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard

You think if I take a bath in the dark while listening to Hozier I’ll meet god?

not to be a “this whole website is one giant social experiment” but it honestly blows my mind on how tumblr has completely twisted the genuinely good philosophy of “be thoughtful and think critically of the media you consume” and turned it into this extremist mindset where something is either completely ideologically pure in every single way (which, bad news. is impossible) or it’s the work of Complete Evil and must be banned and ignored in its entirety if found to be slightly problematic. and from this mindset has blossomed a black and white lens on human nature and a terrifying 1 strike and you’re out system with no growth mindset whatsoever 

the fact that the users on here decided to deflect this post by trying to go through my blog to find any “problematic post” i may have ever posted EVER so they have reason to cancel me and completely ignore my point is the most on-brand tumblr thing ever  

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop

they know everything but it all cancels out

im not kidding like objectively this is one of the all time best posts on this site

HOW IS THIS REAL

IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY

anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound* obi wan, scared: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth