incorrect mdzs quotes

wei wuxian: i had a fight with lan zhan yesterday, i told him to grab his stuff and leave

lan wangji: step one, be straight

wei wuxian: why do you want to learn how to play the flute so much

jin ling: hey, we’re supposed to dress as someone who inspires us for school on friday and i was wondering if i could borrow one of your hats or maybe a shirt or-

lan sizhui: hey, we’re supposed to dress as someone who inspires us for school on friday and i was wondering if i could borrow one of your hats or maybe a shirt or- 

jiang cheng: sorry i was late, i was....doing stuff

wei wuxian: i don't chase men

Welcome back!! Let's bond over stanning Hànguāng Jun to the core

wei wuxian: ah-cheng?

I just reblogged a lot of your stuff. I hope you don't mind. These are too funny

Keep up the good work king 👑

lan wangji: *carrying a load of grocery bags in both hands*

xue yang: can i sit here

wei wuxian: can i sit here

lan xichen: can i sit here

wei wuxian: *throws ball to lan wangji*