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How dare you post this picture of me.

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Finn’s birthday is today, March 14th!! so I drew the sequel to this comic I did about Finn’s 18th birthday

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Omg guys….Mario will become a Tumblr user….that’s so awesomesauce….

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One thing that’s driving me wild about this is that they’re trying to “modernize” something that’s proven to be pretty timeless. Like, the Super Mario games take place in a unique fantasy world that has proven to flexible enough to adapt to the tastes of players over nearly 4 decades, and Hollywood always seems to think the best approach when given an IP like that is to bring it to the modern day so they can make pop culture references that will be dated upon release.

Fuck this movie.

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easy to tell this is fake because they acknowledge that tumblr is an active social media site instead of being closed down years ago

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The funny thing? I would have forgiven you. I would have gladly let you remain in my life abs been your friend. But you said I was a monster and did things I could never even imagine doing. If that never happened, I would have gladly taken you back into my life.

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Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible

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Me: I'm not that drunk

Me trying to figure out where the Fuck they've hidden the restrooms in this bar: So this is how Odysseus felt huh

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Everyone tagging this post with their local bars/restaurants that have ridiculous bathroom layouts.....I see u. I am u. We are all Odysseus, and our Ithaca is a toilet covered in stickers.

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ok I just HAVE to include this picture from inside the bathroom door of this one bar I went to

only one of these knobs work and it's not the one that's a different color from the rest

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There’s a tourist trap in NYC called the Jekyll and Hyde Club. It’s kitsch, overpriced, and kinda fun. The elevator is wonky on purpose, there’s animatronic talking heads on the walls, the paintings talk, the waiters are dressed up, and it’s all interactive. I’ve been there a few times.

But the bathroom?

This is the hallway to the bathroom. You have to read the titles of the books to figure it out. And they don’t tell you how to get in.

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Riddle me piss!

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I just pee on the floor.

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No offence but oh my god

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I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

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friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you

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going to write a bot that goes around recipe blogs commenting "this turns out SO much better if you swap out the [one of the ingredients] for [random ingredient from a list of 10,000]. sounds really weird but trust me"

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“Don’t remake movies like Beauty and the Beast in live action, remake unappreciated movies like Atlantis or Treasure Planet in live action” Can you imagine for a second what a green-screen CGI nightmare a live action Treasure Planet would be like. The cat lady wouldn’t even be hot.

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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

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Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ™ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process

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You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years.

And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way.

Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build.

No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them.

And they’re fast. Like, unfair fast.

Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain.

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how about blackberry users?

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If you pulling up wit a BlackBerry YOU get paid 20 dollars

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The Unapologetic Self as the Truest form of Self

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THIS IS THE EXACT COMIC I WAS THINKING OF WHEN I MADE THIS BUT I COULDNT FIND IT! BLESS YOU!

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The “I’m the beaver fairy!” gets me everytime I see this post

I was in the middle of accounting and I just burst out laughing because of I’m the beaver fairy

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Do you think 🍆 size matters?

Short answer: no. Long answer: Of fucking course not! There is no evolutionary advantage to bigger dick size, no social advantage, and no difference in practicality or functionality. The only advantage you might have is the ability to get the attention of size queens online, which you don't want their attention anyway if they're gonna put so much emphasis on a detail that's both uncontrollable and unimportant. Bigger dicks are not better, they're just bigger, and yours (assuming you have one) is perfect the way it is babe!

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But they are fun to look at.

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All dicks are fun to look at babe!

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I know this post might come off as playful but I'm actually very serious about this topic. This is a very underlooked and undermined part of body positivity/body validity, and I always try to listen to differing opinions, but this I will not argue. Validity I will not argue and acceptance I will not argue. If anyone comments anything negative on this post or tries to turn it into a joke you will be blocked on site

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not a red flag but dated a guy who would start singing hamilton songs when he leaned into kiss me (ive never listened to hamilton, i dont really want to) and he broke up with me by giving me a card thst was just lyrics to the song burn.

honey you are a victim

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Jimmy Woo, FBI agent and certified magician.

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