Surely THIS time when I get reassurance it will fix me and I will never need validation again!

me at any point in time: I have got to listen to more music I have got to watch more movies I have got to read more books I have got t

reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer

critically thinking about flowers & dirt

Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

injustice! this is sun glitter caused by a coot

nintendo has not yet shown us the full power of the wii u

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"