the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning