i am deliberate and afraid of nothing

you’re soooooooooo literate….. strap me?

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

The Homosexual Pervert had a lot to say last night

Last night we really let The Homosexual Pervert talk

I should buy a dress with boob window so you can have a portal to see nothing, an aperture to nada, a hold to the vague idea that something should be there.

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.