i am deliberate and afraid of nothing

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

My opps live in constant fear I'm gonna stare at them from across the street and disappear when a bus passes

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

i wonder what they're gossiping about

anyone else horrified by the depths of their loneliness? clap if you’re horrified by the depths of your loneliness

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

"what if my partners and friends all get bored of me" - girl with definitely no weird complexes at all

holding people at gunpoint and forcing them to read en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-exertional_malaise before they're allowed to tell a disabled person to "just" go to a gym to cure or manage their disability

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID