compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

Andulka
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Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON

if i look back, i am lost
Jules of Nature
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noise dept.
One Nice Bug Per Day
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

shark vs the universe
Noah Kahan
Sweet Seals For You, Always
tumblr dot com
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price
art blog(derogatory)

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compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

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men just love to run their fucking mouth about what women do or do not want without even once considering consulting any actual women on the matter
Nike’s viral track kit is just one part of the story.
(cnn) — When Olympian Tess Howard put on her new uniform for Great Britain’s women’s field hockey team in 2021, she
The Norwegian women’s beach handball team has been fined after players opted to wear shorts instead of bikini bottoms during a European cham
Female athletes are breaking with their sports' apparel conventions -- if not regulations -- to prioritize their comfort during competitions
Sports Commentary Historically, women in sports have not garnered the same respect as men, though they perform the same tasks and play the s
Pole vaulter Holly Bradshaw refused to wear the customary bikini bottoms and crop tops favored by the majority of female athletes.
According to Women in Sport, 78 percent of girls avoid participating in sports while on their period. 78 percent. CEO of Women in Sport, St
"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?
This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.
@crabussy
as someone in the field of ecological conservation, I can promise without a shadow of a doubt that people DO care. SO MANY people care.
I have to race to sign up to volunteer trips because even with dozens of spots available, people rush to devote their unpaid free time to helping the environment. these trips often fill up within hours. people care.
you will see a lot of bad news because that is the kind of news that people pay the most attention to. I know this more than you'd think from my optimism- not only do I live somewhere facing some of the most extreme ecological issues on the planet, I also spend my time studying the Bad Stuff every single day.
to see all of this firsthand and stay hopeful is proof enough that there IS hope. I promise there is good news, brilliant news, all the time. it's just less visible. but it's no less important or impactful.
My friend Ahmed is enduring extreme pain in his bones right now. The doctors told him that it's because of a deficiency of vitamin D in his body. This is the result of severe anemia and malnutrition after years of food insecurity. He has been starving for so long his bones are breaking down. Please help him.
The occupation has disabled Ahmed, bombed his house and displaced his family repeatedly, systematically destroyed the infrastructure for clean water and pediatric healthcare. They deny him access to medical evacuation to a hospital outside Gaza and prevent him from accessing essential vitamins and pain relief. This is genocide. They are killing him. We need to intervene immediately. Ahmed deserves to grow old.
I need to stress this to you. Donate as soon as you can. The longer this goes on, the greater the impact on his body, and the harder it will be for him to recover. Everything in @ahmed-motaz's life has been taken from him. Please, please offer him support.
My friends, I am extremely sad because my life is getting worse due to my increasing pain from hunger and anemia. Worse still, the occupation forces haven't stopped b@mbing for a week, and the danger increases every moment. Shrapnel is falling into our tattered tent. Ple@se h@lp me so I can buy m@dicine and food, and so we can repair our tent . Ple@se h@lp us and don't leave us in this hell.
Please h@lp us, guys. Today was one of the worst days of my life. I haven't eaten anything since yesterday. - I feel unable to make decisions because of my disability, anemia, and poor health in the hospital. Please h@lp me so I can buy medicine and food to satisfy my hunger. Please h@lp us and don't abandon us.

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People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.
a lot of people assume psychosis hallucinations are super intense all-consuming horror movie shit like the memes about the hat man or always horrible debilitating things that make you dangerous to be around
but in my experience 95% of my hallucinations are getting spooked by very clearly hearing someone knocking on my door or calling my name from another room or hearing footsteps walking behind me which are "just" my brain recreating the horror of an abusive childhood
i *have* gotten the "bugs crawling all over me" hallucination once or twice though and yeah that one is exactly as terrible horrible as it sounds AUGH
(not trying to put you on blast specifically, you're just a good example to jump off of)
media and pop culture hypes up psychosis a lot as The Worst That Can Happen out of sanism, so even when you try and filter that cultural bias out you still assume it's based on something
when, no, psychosis is actually very simple: it's just hyperactive pattern matching. it's your brain's signal-to-noise ratio being off balance, it's seeing images in random static. it's not always this special uniquely big thing, it's in fact quite mundane a lot of the time.
no one is immune to psychosis, it's not purely the realm of the insane. anyone is one bad night of sleep or one bad case of food poisoning or one bad fever away from being just like me on my worst days.
and this, indeed, is why solidarity with the insane is so important: you, yes you too, are just one bad day from joining us, and no perceptions of being a "temporarily embarrassed sane person" will save you from the oppression of the psychiatric institution.
Does your local library have an audiobook renting service? Have you ever used it?
yes, they have an app/website to rent audiobooks. Yes, I've used it
yes, they have audiobook tapes to rent. Yes, I've used them
yes, they have an app/website AND tapes. Yes, I've used at least one
yes, they have an app/website to rent audiobooks. No, I haven't used it
yes, they have audiobook tapes to rent. No, I haven't used them
yes, they have an app/website AND tapes. No, I haven't used them
no, they don't have an app/website OR tapes. I'd like it if they did
no, they don't have an app/website OR tapes. I'm indifferent/uninterested
I'm unsure if they have any way to rent audiobooks
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If you haven't used your library's audiobook service or if you're unsure if they have one, you should talk to your local library and find out! My local library uses an app called Cloud Library and it's totally free to use with my library card. There's a MASSIVE collection of audiobooks and ebooks and it's always updating, I use it all the time. It's really helped me get back into reading and helped me find my new favourite author (Catriona Ward) ! Now that I've been listening to so many books I've found it a LOT easier to get back into reading books as well (which was also encouraged by the fact Catriona Ward just released a new book so it wasn't available to listen to yet 😅). I really encourage you to give it a try if it's available to you, and utilizing the service will also help out your local library!
Remember when Lil Nas X beautifully explored his sexuality, seduced and killed the devil to the banger of all time, and instead of cheering on this openly gay and proud Black artist for his artistry and fighting back against respectability politics, suddenly said respectability politics was all the Queerest Place on the Internet cared about? Hm. Wonder what happened there.
Anyway I miss him and hope he's doing better with his mental health 🙏🏾

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another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”
found it
There is a really funny synergy between two deltarune theories nobody is considering
bonus:
please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know
I Saw the TV Glow (2024)
crisp glass of water moodboard

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tony's chocolonely mildly pisses me off every time i eat it. like yeah i get it ur doing a whole symbolism thing about unfairness and whatever, but its actually SO DIFFICULT to eat fucking. gerrymandered chocolate. your symbolism is ruining my chocolate experience.
who approved this.
like. ur already more expensive. i understand this. i am willing to pay more money to have slave-free delicious chocolate. why must you punish me further by making it a goddamn puzzle to break a piece off.
Tony's Chocolonely does not ensure a living wage for cocoa workers in West Africa (see 2020 report by Voice Network).
Food Empowerment Project maintains an updated list of chocolate brands they recommend based on the following standards:
transparency about the country of origin for cocoa
if sourced from Western Africa, the workers must own the companies/be in charge of the profits from their labor (this standard is because child labor and slavery have been widely documented for decades in this area)
if sourced from Brazil, the workers must own the company and/or be in charge of the profits from their labor, or the company must be going above and beyond to support the workers and their families (this standard is because "child labor and slavery only recently have been documented in cocoa in Brazil" and they are "giving Brazilian companies that are trying to address the issue by supporting the workers and their families the benefit of the doubt.")
this isn't perfect, obviously, but it is much more grounded in the rights of workers than the various certifications (e.g. Fair Trade, Rainforest Alliance, etc.) you'll see on product packaging
I think it should be noted that the Food Empowerment Project specifically only lists companies making "at least one vegan chocolate product" and that they only ask about the companies' vegan chocolates specifically. Their list is not an exhaustive resource for every type of chocolate.
[Source: "Understanding Our Chocolate List" from their website]
Before I found that link I was curious as to why I didn't see any Norwegian manufacturers on their list(which makes sense now, as their chocolates are almost exclusively milk chocolate) and looked up where our companies source their chocolate from and found Nidar gets theirs from the Rainforest Alliance and Freia from Cocoa Life, both of which have been under scrutiny for not preventing child labour and not paying farmers a living wage among other things. So it appears Norwegian chocolate is out of the ethical picture.
I stated this in the comments of the post already, but it’d probably be better to add it as a reblog, so it’s more visible and doesn’t need to be restated by anyone else in the future.
So, Tony’s allied with Barry Callebut to get its cocoa. Barry Callebut is one of the biggest chocolate companies in the world, and it is unethical, obviously. This led to Tony’s revealing in February 2022 that 1701 child laborers were in their supply chain. Barry Callebut had over 21K at the time. Both of those numbers have risen, and Tony’s has outright admitted they don’t give a fuck about child labor laws when asked about it, content to let children to continue farming their cocoa instead of actually doing the activism they claim to do. (business-humanrights.org, feb 6 2022)
About a week ago, Tony’s joined Barry, Nestle and Ferrero in pushing against the reinstatement of important EUDR deforestation legislations. Under that regulation that they pushed against, they would’ve had to be more transparent about their supply chains for their more key ingredients - So Tony’s is lobbying against the exact thing they claim to stand for. (confectioneryproduction.com, mar 18, 2026)
Won’t restate @closet-keys’s addition, of course. That’d just be redundant and maybe annoying since, yknow, it’s already been said.
If you wanna find a better chocolate brand it’s really damn easy. There’s lists on slavefreechocolate.org of both the ethical and unethical companies. Both lists can be found here:
Below is a list of chocolate companies that only use ethically grown cocoa. Find out how you can tell if the chocolate you are ea
And it doesn’t have the vegan product restriction the other list has, which solves @aloofraven’s issue.
Me in a random tag: weeeeee this is so fun!! I love looking at all the cool art and posts wow.
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