Motormouth. Messmaker. Momfriend.

If your game has both romance and older women, but you do not let me romance the older women, then you deserve a plague placed upon your house.

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

"a goon is someone who masturbates" look buddy what my hired criminal muscle does in his spare time is his own business

there's no shame in continuing to live with your parents as an adult, but it does have an undeniable poisoning effect on your brain that you can't start healing until you live somewhere else

beautiful women named Sprain Risk are contacting me

i have a suggestion

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion