Yes

My tits bounce when I walk I’m not listening to you

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

using your city as a personality trait is such a funny phenomenon thats only allowed when you're from like 5 super well known american cities. imagine if like.. a polish person was like thats how we do it in kędzierzyn koźle

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

they call it spongebob the musical because they sing song

no way. where do you learn this stuff

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

Grab somebody sexy tell em Die

being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you