What's up, guys

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

I acknowledge that there are a lot of different elements that go into making a really good movie, but also I am personally convinced it's like... 70% the writing

Good cinematography with bad writing is a multi-million dollar stim gifset.

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

i'm a little tutorial fairy and i flutter around after you and go like "remember, turning on your lantern can improve visibility in dark places!" but then suddenly i feel like i'm being annoying and i get really quiet and distant for the next three hours

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them