sick bih

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

my toxic trait is i will kill myself

Luigi probably fucks though.

i’m sorry i still can’t get over this picture.. this is the most plushie he’s been

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

Underground french cinema

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

We must confess we are a little surprised and disappointed by this too. Anana deserves the utmost respect for her peanut butter snorfing

Respect the snorf

RESPECT THE SNORF

Respect the Snorf

Respect the Snorf

the people have spoken: the snorf shall be respected

happy holiday to those who celebrate

a tale as old as time

could happen to any of us really

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

This isn't even a shit post that actually happened

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

*descends gently from the heavens on winged sandals i stole from hermes to hand you a single 3x5 index card containing a simple sentence of immeasurable power, written tidily in sharpie: ᴛɪɢᴇʀs ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴛʀɪᴘᴇᴅ sᴋɪɴ *