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Nature is healing

sick to my fucking stomach for all the times i begged to be loved and seen by anyone lmao

Well I think it was brave

lisa simpson could replace light yagami and successfully trick L but light could never handle having bart as a brother

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

Everything is so rushed. People in their twenties complaining about being old, sped up songs, sped up videos, too many things to do in such a short time. We have lost the art of lingering.

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

Somebody save me from this barbaric, bidetless backwater of a country

Every photo or video you see of an american, god forbid any individual you see in real life, is almost certainly walking around with poop butt. They may have convinced themselves they dont because they rub their assholes red and rashed with tissue paper but, like trying to sweep up crumbs with a bad broom, there is always some left. They're luddites whove convinced themselves that the beauty of modern bidet technology is a scary, unknown thing thats meant to hurt them. Some even mythologize their poop butt as proof of their rugged character. God willing one day they may grow into a more advanced civilization

The average American male will write off bidets bc they’re “gay” and rather walk around with shit caked on their ass

It is with deep regret that I must inform you that not even the women are safe from this barbaric practice. They, like the men, also believe that using a bidet can harm them spiritually or even throw off the balance of their humors. Im afraid no one in this unenlightened land is free from the need for reeducation