please take these hands,throw them in the river

People do NOT want this shit in their backyard. If you see it, make a stink.

Lesbianism includes trans women and if you don't believe that you can get fucked

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

unless its egregious, i'm not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. "oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well" like it's gonna happen it's no egg on your face. just be chill about it

don't get me wrong. it's always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can't dwell