Look We Gotta Start Somewhere

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Beef

Pliny the Elder

Saint Augustine of Hippo

Christopher Columbus

Cotton Mather

John Barrow Sr.

Andrew Jackson

P.T. Barnum

Woodrow Wilson

Walker Percy

More Beef

Henry VIII

Immanuel Kant

Paul Gauguin

Thomas Edison

Most Beef

Thomas Jefferson

Sigmund Freud

Ronald Reagan

"I would give anything for five minutes to go back in time and kick his ass" (most beef of anybody)

John Calvin

Like, just a specific example that's been on my mind lately: it used to be that if you were a dark lord, you'd spend most of your time in your fortress, and people mostly encountered you indirectly through your forts, your minions, the blighted land, whatever. People really only saw you personally at ceremonies, war marches, and public executions, so they could fill in the blanks with the kind of dread sovereign they wanted to have, and everyone was happy. With social media and paparazzi, though, there's this expectation to actually be that guy all the time, on tap, and it's just not feasible. No matter how much work you put in, eventually you'll have a bad day, someone will destroy your amulet or something, and the next day everyone's going to be sharing a phonecam video of you recoiling and saying "This cannot be!" and it doesn't even matter how much terror you struck in the hearts of the people, now you're the guy from the shocked wizard meme.

Here's how to support me! Each site has specific prices and services, image prices are for reference and not static. I also do custom designs, DM for rates!

VGEN: Commissions