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softlyfiercely

My brother’s friend went exploring in a mine shaft and found a ringtail and thought it was a “sketchy ass cat” and decided to pet it and it bit him and he had to go to the hospital for rabies shots DONT DO DRUGS KIDS

softlyfiercely

Bringing this back cause it’s amazing

nico-the-overlord

How does this have under 1k notes

consumerofshorthomies

WTF DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T A HERITAGE POST

@satan-offical thoughts?

softlyfiercely

if this becomes a heritage post my life would be complete although i feel i should provide some more context as this post begins to blow up:

-the video is from a time before sharing files across devices was trivial, which is why it looks so bizarre. my brother took the original video which i believe was a snapchat video which somehow got uploaded onto my parents’ computer, where my brother showed it to me. i immediately recognized the comedic gold and insisted on getting my own copy, so i re-filmed it on my own digital camera, which is why my brother is narrating what the video will be about before it starts. i then managed to get it onto my tumblr through a series of dark magic rituals. this is why it has an old mac toolbar AND a weird caption AND a vidlab watermark. simpler times indeed

-i was not involved in the act of exploring an abandoned mine shaft (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or touching the wild animal (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or hanging out with my brother (extremely dangerous, do not do this) and i do not endorse any of the behavior depicted here. leaving me notes and comments explaining that this was a bad idea is not a productive use of your time. i have known that everything my brother and his friends do is stupid and dangerous my entire life but at least in this instance we get to enjoy the fruits of their poor choices

-preston was fine. he was scratched up and got some rabies shots but this was not the first, last, or worst injury incurred by a young man who decided to follow my brother’s recommendations for what would be a good and cool idea to do. (his best friend was taken from our house to the ER six times over the course of middle and high school.) to my knowledge the ringtail was also fine despite his encounter with the cast of temu jackass.

-THIS IS PRESTON, GETTING EATEN, BY A….SKETCHY ASS CAT. MILESUNDERGROUND

loish

I’m not sure, but I think that tree might be haunted 👀 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This started in my sketchbook and became a painting ~ painting twisty trees is so soothing!

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

haystarlight

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

conarcoin

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

conarcoin

disabled people should not have to pay to live their lives like everyone else. and in the case of insulin, disabled people should not have to pay to Not Fucking Die

thatchronicfeeling

so much solidarity to everyone <3 and a reminder that NHS prescriptions are free in Scotland. This is something our government introduced about 15 years ago. Your government could make changes like this too.

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herpsandbirds

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tweet from wargen (@/ funeralPig) on 2023-01-27 reading: (on all fours whispering to a bug) do you yearn? is there a hunger in your heart? /End ID]

scarlettaagni

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

cronenburger

dailyrothko

And this post here shows there are a couple of different replies there were of course hundreds of replies. I even replied which I will now put here but besides making a joke about the famous quote, it was also Bloomsday

bioloyg

God even welcome to the horizon makes me cry I can’t fucking escape the Midnight Burger Emotions™️

smellmyhead

Look, if you told me a year ago that Edgy Fuckin Steve would make me sob and holler I might have squinted atcha a lil but let's be real

Joe Fisher has already proven over and over that he can and will break us repeatedly by whatever means will suit The Narrative and we will, in fact, say Thank You

bioloyg

David calling Caspar Dad finally for I think the first time since we met him RIGHT BEFORE Caspar says theeeee most heartbreaking shit maybe ever? And then Caspar says fermions and bosons to himself? I fear I’ll never fucking recover gang!!!

smellmyhead

I get chills just READING it

Some episodes I can't revisit too often because they grab my entire heart SO HARD and yes this is one of those holy shit

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pmamtraveller

Textile art featuring a school of koi fish, by artist Lin Xia.

libraford

Had a nightmare that I was back working at the flower shop and I had to do a 500$ casket spray in an hour, but there kept being problems and changes and I had to restart over and over again.

libraford

My god, it has been five years since I quit the flower shop and I am still having stress dreams.

hometoursandotherstuff

smellmyhead

The sheer audacity of the bit commitment level here is staggering and possibly also admirable

ampervadasz

inatungulates

Rocky Mountain mule deer Odocoileus hemionus hemionus

Observed by aydenburd, CC BY-NC

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scribefindegil

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

smellmyhead

I feel like it would be extremely Sparks to adapt/cover this banger accordingly

#Youtube

evilwizard

okay, everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, everyone who presses the blue button dies if the blue button count is below 50%, and everyone survives if the majority press the blue button

which button do you press

Red 🔴

Blue 🔵

Remaining time: 6 hours 15 minutes

evilwizard

aaaaand, new scenario:

A third button has been added. everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, but if a majority press the red button, everyone else dies. If a majority of people press the blue button, everyone survives—except for anyone who presses the green button. Everyone who presses the green button gets a crisp 1 dollar bill

which button do you press

red 🔴

blue 🔵

green 🟢

Remaining time: 6 hours 17 minutes

namelessexistence

I don't want people who voted green to die, but I had to choose blue again, since we're not told what happens if majority votes green. The first one said that everyone survives if the majority votes blue, but the second poll doesn't say the same thing about green. I'm forced to assume that this question is being asked by a evil trickster deity that is maliciously hiding the information of what happens if the majority votes green.

namelessexistence

Knew it

evilwizard

i never said that

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