you're just a daydream away

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

“hey it could be worse” well i would like it not to be. how about that

learning at the vet that my 18 pound cat isn't overweight and is just "Huge" is so fucking funny and such a relief

i recently had a thought. which, as you can imagine, was stressful

growing up bisexual, i know what it’s like to be rejected twice in a row. that’s why this pride i’ve partnered with marvel’s morbius

she got that Capri Sun Roarin’ Waters pussy

lord please forgove me but i think im bout to respect the pouch