Hide the Tide

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

Hey guys, I wrote this tutorial a million years ago but I’ve been getting questions about Matt Miller again so HERE U GO.

It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…

what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

Item: some sort of jewel-encrusted severed foot

The Infinity Sock

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

Temple of Horus, Egypt

its horus he’s here

God dammit, I realised I made a mistake doing this from memory- the first sign is “k” for “your”, not “nb” for “lord”. So this birb has declared himself “your evil son”, not “the lord of the son of evil”. Which is not quite as dramatic, but still very menacing. You go bird.

Behold, my evil son. I am so very proud of him.

He’s done his best

PUNISH NOT MY EVIL SON

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire

are you a .. .horse

These are very high quality images trying very hard to look like very low quality images

Is that my boyfriend in the middle lol

Don’t like that comment! Thank you!

This is one of the best ones I’ve seen so far