you, my dear, are epicsauce. and i don't just throw that word around

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

me listening to my boy cat (i have 2 of them) purring while sitting between me n boyf in bed

my little man making himself comfy on my pillow as we both fall asleep

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

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