folks, they're saying it's the highest score a body has ever kept

the human body is amazing u can just not sleep for 48 hours straight and all that happens is that you go crazy and are dying

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...

God betraying me blooper reel

they don't tell you this but you can actually watch a movie

forgive me father for i have not locked in

and i do have hope that there’s something beautiful and unimaginable unfolding, even if i can’t see it.

the imaginary audience in my head is not happy with me

she suck me in ways that some are describing as 'orwellian' or 'jesus christ dude go to the hospital'

i just realised i messed up i meant to say 'lovecraftian' she's not sucking me surveillance state style she's sucking me scary incomprehensible horror style she's doing horrible things to my penis be scared