idk

hey girl are you a boy. would you like to be

oh my god this is literally just the plot of ouran high school host club isn't it

i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids... safety blah blah blah, they're ugly

i know that children crave steel and iron

I guess the bots were like…hibernating through the winter because I had a really blissful period of no mysterious new followers, and now they’re back in droves.

they gave up tumblr for lent

[ID: tweet from @ warnerbff reading “talking to someone with the same interests as you and realizing they’re a casual enjoyer while you’re deranged” End ID]

they should make it easier

what?

Everything. All of it

its always some fucking day in some fucking month in some fucking year isnt it

happy fucking day in a fucking month in a fucking year day

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

the for you page

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

aaaa so arcane on my dick

Call beyond these nuts g

@demilypyro

me outside at night: hm. what's the scariest image I've ever seen

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

I've seen enough.

it’s not 240p vision it’s free bokeh

my urine is always, always crystal clear. like a mountain spring. can you say the same?

No i piss like im spraying fermented brown mustard outta my cunt

goodness gracious

song: in the hall of the mountain king

that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly

I think lip balm should be free

And lipgloss

And housing