show me your teeth, girl

working hard at the sunk cost factory

mentally i am chewing on Polly Pocket clothing

sick of human chicks always playing with me…. demon girls DM me 

the best love language is being irritating

i will annoy you because i love you <3

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.

me reminding my adhd werewolf gf about the full moon

are you fucking for real

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

Later

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

Anyone who does this is a chaotic-good

@i-will-sometimes-make-a-sound

BEGIN THE MOSSENING

This is awesome, but please PLEASE buy moss rather than just going into the forest and ripping it up, moss is pretty delicate unlike other plants like grass and picking it can be really damaging

Good evening girl I'm infodumping

Help girl I'm self conscious