perpetual motion trash machine

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

#MyFly

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

literally walked up to a desk in the courthouse, said "is this where I register a car or is it the next one?" and she said it was the next one. and the lady at the next desk helped me. it feels embarrassing but I promise you can just ask

I think the biggest thing mascot horror things need to get a grip on is the reasonable balance of cute/creepy. The mascot in question needs to be cute enough to realistically be for children but scary enough to actually make for effective horror. Most games always lean too far in either direction and idk maybe it's just me but immersion with these kinds of games are important for me to actually find enjoyment in them.

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show