TINT ME BLACK AND BLUE.

shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.

Concept: Embroidered QR code jacket patch that leads to the YouTube video of Risk Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”

Hey, you are doing the MOST important work

honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”

Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava

Rihanna said Vampire Rights

Legally Blonde is a “girl power” movie with killer inspirational and positive attitude disguised as a stereotypical blonde movie.

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

Also a fact

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

I like how the term “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement.