Depressive Troll Nightmare Boy

I'm just amazed that they managed to find someone who knew none of this

This is the only person who is experiencing Star Wars correctly

@033h we've been saying

"toc toc toc toc you are now a porcupicicle"

to hear the québécois pronunciation of montreal in its original “muh-ray-aul” and as if it’s one syllable. perfect

wait im obsessed

This is version 1.0, which he made years ago, and it sadly fell apart due to being made of cardboard and left in the rain. Due to the popularity of the video, though, he’s raising money to make a new, robust version. It will be strong enough for someone to ride the horse portion, and it will have storage inside the horse body. If you go to his TikTok (@kylescheele) there’s links for how to support the project.

[a golden retriever is happily looking at its owner/camera as the song “total eclipse of the heart” plays in the background. Every time the male part sings “turn around” the dog walks in a circle. A woman is laughing every time the dog walks in a circle to the cue of the song.]

The electronic signs outside of family owned seafood restaurants

Those horses were gettin’ the fuck outta there.

The horses blew it up

I thought those were chickens

WAIT THE REFLECTION LOOKED BACK AT THE END

the what