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First rule of being a graphic designer…they will absolutely just print and use your fake placeholder copy so just go into it expecting that

What a super casual and average response, thanks for your contribution :)

SMACK DOWN!!!!! PLEASE LET EVERYONE SAYING MERRIL IS A SILLY NAIVE GOOSE SEE THIS POST BECAUSE SEE THIS POST RIGHT HERE???? SHE ABSOLUTELY KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING SHE SLAM DUNKED ANDERS BACK INTO DARKTOWN WHILE PROVING SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE’S DEALING WITH. AND YOU BETTER DEAL WITH THAT, NERDS.

DARKTOWN DAISY-DUNKED

The second part would actually be about 2 million, but it's still disgusting

And if the "that's why I poop on company time" line was real then Amazon employees would have twice the amount of dignity they have now

Achilles dragging Hector’s corpse around Troy

mad respect for our men in stem (sewing, tidying up, errand running, making dinner)

The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.

You know EVENTUALLY they’re going to get hit with the magical equivalent of being snowed in together, right?

next paradox -faeries have power over those who eat fey food -vampires have power over those they feed on even should the vampire successfully bite the faerie theyre still at square one

Schrodinger’s hospitality rules