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Is hanahaki disease still a popular trope? Gracerocky hanahaki au
Grace coughs up a petal on the way to Erid and the realization hits him like a freight train. He's in love with Rocky, it seems to be unrequited, and he's floating in a box in the middle of space. Rocky immediately notices Grace coughed up something and is worried so Grace tries to brush it off, but as Grace keeps coughing more and more, coughing up more petals that turn into flowers that then have stems and leave Grace's mouth sticky with blood, Rocky frets even more. Grace tries to tell him it's just a human problem and not to worry about it, but Grace is freaking out. Obviously he can't get the surgery, so his only options are to tell Rocky, and potentially make his best friend and only companion in the vacuum of space uncomfortable or hate him, or to die. He can't die, he can't leave Rocky alone after he's already spent 46 years alone. As Grace gets sicker Rocky gets more and more distraught and finally Grace confesses and then he's able to take his first deep breath in weeks.
And then later, once the situation has cooled down, Rocky gets mad at his stupid, leaky space blob because had Grace just confessed sooner so much trouble could've been avoided.
I love gracerocky as a polycule with Adrian because not only would Rocky never even think of cheating on Adrian but you KNOW he was going back to Erid like "I can't wait to bring my wife the coolest third"
they go on double dates the silly men and their alien partners
Gai: Why is everything locked? Kakashi: Security. Gai: Against what? Kakashi: Us, apparently.

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clingy grace
Ok expanding on my last post, personally I believe that Rocky would not be jealous of Simon. Rocky would not be threatened by Simon either.
That’s cause Rocky and Adrian kind of see Grace and Simon as pebbles.
Not in a condescending way, Rocky literally helped Grace save the stars, but in a ‘your life span is so short compared to mine that I can’t help but see you as a kid cause you’re 40 and you guys live to 100 at max? You guys are kids, why did they send kids to space?’
Grace and Simon crying a bunch doesn’t help their case either.
So when they picked up this blood soaked Simon who pushed himself into the farthest corner of med at while begging for his life, all Rocky can think of is Grace telling him when he was begging for his life back on earth and now parental mode kicked in cause the man just looks like the pebbles who would hide themselves behind their parents legs on their first day of school.
So he starts trilling a lullaby his own mother would doing to him when he was younger while Grace started to talk to the new human.
Then they get to know each other and Rocky realizes that Simon is as self sacrificing as Grace and it’s freaking Rocky out cause the man is refusing to eat cause of some stupid reasoning of ‘he doesn’t deserve it’ so now Rocky has to sit and watch Simon eat cause he’s not letting his other leaky space blob starve to death.
Don’t get me started on Rocky learning about the C.O.I.
Rocky kind of has it out for Eva cause she sent Grace on a one way death trip, even though said death trip lead to them meeting he’s still mad at her. But oh. Oh he’s pissed at the C.O.I.
Cause Simon’s loyal, nice, loves cuddling wether it’s Grace or Rocky, great at fixing stuff, an excellent pilot, and really good at keeping the plants on the ship alive and they send him to his death in a metal box that was very much poisoning him?
Sure he’s killed people but everyone makes mistakes.
Plus Simon makes Grace so happy, and that’s all Rocky wants. For his leaky space blobs to be happy and healthy. Which is why when they get to Erid he’s gonna make sure they have everything they could ever want and things they didn’t even know they wanted.
(Also he did see them press their disgusting mouth parts together and he’ll ask about that later he’s still trying to get Simon to take the damm temporary prosthetic arm he made him)
Plus Adrian did want to start a family, hopefully they love these weird fleshy leaky pebbles like he does.
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"what's it make?"
"FIRE"
My fire machine is making so much fire it caught on fire! Quick, get the fire extinguisher! It uses fire to extinguish things!
♡
simon grace mate, question
i wouldn’t call it that
simon care about grace <…> want to make sure grace is not hurt, question
yeah, yeah, buddy. of course.
good good then simon watch grace sleep. rocky busy busy with ship recovery and watching own mate adrian so simon watch grace sleep so he is safe
<…>
question
yeah, buddy. all night. straight on until morning. uh. promise. <clears throat> promise, statement.
bonus:
good good because grace can die in sleep statement
he what—
grace, poking his head through the door: Not more than a typical human. Rock, cheese and crackers, stop telling people that.
((p.s. do you know how much simon would appreciate a sunrise))
My favourite headcanon is that whenever one of the batfam siblings gets annoyed with one another, they literally just, pick them up, and throw them away. Like how cats scruff, but with the bats
Damian: I am the superior Robin, the blood so-
Dick, getting sick of it, picks Damian up and hurls him across the Batcave: Finally, some peace and quiet.
Jason does it with Tim the most. Anytime Tim even slightly disagrees with Jason, he'll just pick him up by the top of his cape, and just throw him across rooftops.
Tim: You're wrong! You must be colourblind. It's obviously purple!
Jason: Its blue. You have one more chance to disagree.
Tim: What? It's purple?
Batman, who was on a stakeout a few allies away, sees Tim flying across Crime Alley: what
Jason is the only one who is immune. None of the other batkids are strong enough to pick him up, much less throw him around. Until Jon started hanging out with the Bats more, because of Damian, he picked it up to.
Jon: Damian, I'm not gonna throw your older brother off a building! I want your family to like me!
Damian: Jonathan, I assure you, the family would very much appreciate it if Todd finally got a taste of what he's been inflicting on us for years.
Jon: But then Jason won't like me!
Damian: tt, whether or not Todd approves of you is the least of my concern, now: Gestures vaguely towards Jason

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rocky somehow finds video of the denmark conference where grace called his colleague a "staggering waste of carbon" and goes to show grace. who of course gets very embarrassed and apologizes that rocky had to see that. rocky gets very quiet for a minute before responding.
"can. can grace talk to rocky like that question."
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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
The JL doesn't know Bruce has kids AU but in the context of Batlantern getting together
Bruce and Hal like each other, okay? They're each funny! And okay, Bruce is handsome, smells nice, a gentleman... so maybe Hal is freakishly in love.
One thing Bruce consistently talks about is his babies. That man loves his babies so much. Hal respects that Bruce can never show him pictures, but his descriptions of the kids paint a really sweet image of Bruce's "civilian" family
"My eldest, Dick! Oh yes, he just mastered a new technique with his gymnastics class! He's very proud of it! And my daughter, Cass, is cast for a solo in her next ballet, I'm so excited to see it. Tim loves the new videogame you suggested for his console, he just can't leave it! Damian thinks the shirt you gave me was nice. Oh, and I cannot forget mentioning my Jason! Yes! My little boy was so clingy today. He won't let me leave to go on this date! He's sick as of last night. Oh, my poor baby..."
Hal is so sick with cuteness aggression, so when things get serious between Bruce and him, he insists that he MUST meet his kids.
Well...
He did not expect Nightwing to drop hell on him, like full on knee-drop from the stratosphere. His name is Dick Grayson, and he is part of a gymnastics class!!!...... as the teacher.
And Cass is, in fact, a ballet student.... THE SENIORS DANCE COMPANY..... she is also batgirl and she's the few creatures to remind Hal of what fear is.
Tim is Red Robin, and yes he thanked Hal personally for the videogame suggestion, before promptly threatening to castrate Hal if he ever breaks his dad's heart.
Damian was ALMOST forgivable. He's very much baby-sized. But he's also Robin and an Al-Ghul and Bruce get your child away from me he's threatening to duel me for your hand- STOP LAUGHING.
Jason? Jason is the worst. Bruce made him out to be this clingy, soppy wet cat of a child that cries when left alone too long and whose biggest problems is crusts on the sides of his plate. Turns out he's the Red Hood and also 6"5 and built like a barn. He also has dry humor. And guns. Lots of it.
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Hal: You said you had 5 babies???
Bruce: Yes, 5 babies 😊
Hal: [staring at the 5 miscellaneous death threat notes he got from the trained operatives that are his boyfriend's attack dogs]
Bruce: Aww, they made you love cards! 🥹
Hal: One of this is from Dick. He says to remember to lock my door, just in case....
Bruce: He's feeling protective! 🥰
Hal: [opens Tim's letter, pretty sure what just fell out is a crawling camera] Uh-huh.
Exact context of this scene btw

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(Yes, Dick was in full clown makeup and outfit when Tim found him in A Lonely Place of Dying.)
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