Bithespian

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

thoughts have to be tilted in order to go into the right part of brain for solve

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

they should breed dogs that bark at 1/5th volume and with a deep and soothing resonance that calms the nervous system

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

official linguistics post

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.

she had babies with a what

He died :(

Raising kids alone is stressful enough without them being part wolf.

Digital painting by Cassie Allis

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

hey op how do you remember the latter half of the 14th century

not fondly. I do not recall it fondly.

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.